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Alan Grayson is sending out quotes from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (Original Post) Matariki Feb 2012 OP
42 think Feb 2012 #1
Such as? GoCubsGo Feb 2012 #2
In an email to his supporters w/ subject line We Don't Have a Babel Fish Matariki Feb 2012 #3
That is what I'm saying. TheKentuckian Feb 2012 #4
Here's a good couple for people cynical about politics: muriel_volestrangler Feb 2012 #5

Matariki

(18,775 posts)
3. In an email to his supporters w/ subject line We Don't Have a Babel Fish
Tue Feb 14, 2012, 04:03 PM
Feb 2012

The email addresses the multiple languages a politician's constituents speak. At the bottom of the email is this quote:

Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mindbogglingly useful could evolve purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God. The argument goes something like this:

"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing".

"But," says man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It proves you exist and so therefore you don't. QED."

"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

"Oh, that was easy," says man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white, and gets killed on the next zebra crossing.

muriel_volestrangler

(101,294 posts)
5. Here's a good couple for people cynical about politics:
Tue Feb 14, 2012, 08:26 PM
Feb 2012
The presidents job - and if someone sufficiently vain and stupid is picked he won’t realise this - is not to wield power, but to draw attention away from it.

The major problem - one of the major problems - for there are several - one of the many major problems with governing people is that of who you get to do it. Or, rather, of who manages to get people to let them do it to them. To summarise: it is a well-known and much lamented fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarise the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made president should, on no account, be allowed to do the job. To summarise the summary of the summary: people are a problem. And so this is the situation we find. A succession of Galactic Presidents who so much enjoy the fun and palaver of being in power that they never really notice that they’re not. And somewhere in the shadows behind them, who? Who can possibly rule if no one who wants to, can be allowed to?

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