Porn Stars Convicted of Murder

[titaniumsalute]

It just dawned on me that if states pass this "Personhood" legislative bullshit then technically people having sex without the goal of procreating are doing something illegal. They would immediately have to arrest and send to trial every porn star in the United States. That would be a real hoot reading that roster.

Please call Peter North to the stand...

[provis99]

1. I wonder what we do with women in menopause?

Do they plead "no contest"?

[proud2BlibKansan]

4. Menstruating women also

They lose a lot of potential people every month.

[titaniumsalute]

6. Shoot I lost as few million sperm this morning...each one could have fertilized and egg

I guess God will need to be convicted then for wasting some many precious spermies.

[Whisp]

5. men can divorce women who can no longer bear children

and leave her nothing because she is failing her side of god's bargain.

then he can go fetch a young womb as a replacement. or two or three.

[FarPoint]

10. That's hilarious!

I love it.

[TomClash]

2. Would that include . . .

. . . the War Porn stars?

[undeterred]

9. Wasn't that a movie?

[Warren DeMontague]

3. Of course. Everyone who fucks for pleasure is a criminal.

Connect the dots="abortionists" should get the death penalty, the bc pill causes abortions...

women who take the pill will need to be sentenced to death, under these dominionist assholes.

[WhoIsNumberNone]

7. And of course anybody watching porn is at the very least an accessory...

[Old and In the Way]

8. Since millions of miscarriages happen naturally without human intervention,

will God by tried in-absentia? Should we have his face plastered on America's Most Wanted? God - the World's #1 Abortionist. It's enough to make you want to be an Atheist.

[SaintPete]

11. Will teens that have wet dreams be accused

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of involuntary manslaughter?

[Webster Green]

14. WTF is a wet dream?

[SaintPete]

18. never heard that term?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nocturnal_emission

[Webster Green]

21. Yeah, I was trying to be cute.

I've honestly never had one though, and I'm 65.

I think you have to stop jerking off or having sex , in order for it to happen.

[SaintPete]

22. Teenagers get them all the time

so I don't think its from a lack of whack

[dmr]

12. They'll need Rubber Police.

The right hasn't been militarizing our police forces for nothing, ya know.



Each condom will be numbered, & before they can be discarded, they have to be turned in to the Hazmat Team of the Rubber Police for count measurement. Each one charged according to how much seed needs disposing.

And, supposing you exceed your allotment, .... well it won't be pleasant.

But they will have, I'm sure, cap & trade.

Small government at it's finest. We'll be the envy of the world.

[titaniumsalute]

13. Your post is too much...

I have a feeling that they'll have trouble recruiting the Rubber Police. You think being a traffic cop is bad...wait until you get spooge duty.

[SaintPete]

20. I had a roomie that worked as a janitor in a gay bath house

back in the early 80s in downtown LA.

The stories he told...

[TheMadMonk]

15. Peter North:- Mass murderer. /nt

[saras]

16. They don't want to stop crime - that leaves no room to be hypocritical.

They just want everyone to live in fear of arrest and conviction because there's no way to avoid breaking the law. Guilt. Fear. Shame.

[Ichingcarpenter]

17. Peter North has killed more than all the stars and planets in the universe

His death count is beyond infinity.

Canadian born BTW.

[Denver Donkeys]

19. Dude, this guy killed more than Peter North (according to the right)

#!

I also found out that Peter North also did some gay movies before doing mainstream porn...