Indisputable proof, that abstinence, is not the only 100% effective pregnancy prevention. Wear your

[WingDinger]

Jimmy, or should I say, Dickie.



Used inappropriately, it can still cause unwanted lust.



While most contraceptives are reversible, the Dickie is a lifelong impenetrant.

[WingDinger]

1. Oh, and you had better have the courage to fight america

should you choose to don one of these in grade school. Not that I agree with bullying the clueless.

[kestrel91316]

2. That's not a "dickie". THIS is a dickie:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dickey_(garment)

[WingDinger]

3. ""originally known as a detachable bosom ""

Can anyone say, transphobia?


Looks strikingly like a Koch-ring.

[WingDinger]

4. Hey, this is almost as cheap as an aspirin between the knees.

http://www.usahardware.com/inet/shop/item/43300/icn/20-136523/peerless_chain/4426340.htm

Here is a picture of the KOCH-ring properly installed. Making anything but missionary painful. collect all 23 today.

[wandy]

5. Oh, bad,Bad memories. Hay ain't ya supposed to wear one of these along with you're..

'signature' St. Santorum sweater vest. Just add a white shirt (hidden haha) and polester pants. Add a pair of wing tips; and you're good to go.