I google searched "pressure cooker" and then "backpack"

[uppityperson]

I will come back and report what happens, if anyone in the gvt or otherwise shows up at my door. I have done this before also as I'd like a better pressure cooker for canning, and search backpacks for my kid. But I will let you know what happens having done it again.

[sinkingfeeling]

1. I did that plus looking at the instructions for building the bomb months

ago and nobody's come by my house.

[earthside]

2. You mean, if you are around ....

... you might mysteriously disappear, you know.

[NightWatcher]

3. Doing my post grad in criminal justice, I don't even want to tell you my search terms

It was some pretty depraved stuff that I was researching. I used google on a desktop running Internet explorer. I never was visited, nor did the searches prevent me from obtaining TS clearance later that year.

It makes an exciting story to talk about "them" reading your email and search habits, but rest assured "they/them" don't care about the actions of 99.9999% of us.

[JoePhilly]

4. YUP ... its more exciting if each of us thinks we are Will Smith in ...

Enemy of the State.

Thank God for tin foil.

[FSogol]

5. ALCOA! That's my battle cry!

[JoePhilly]

6. I used to joke that one could get rich ...

selling tin foil hats to the Tea Party members.

If recent events on DU are any indication, the Tin Foil hat market has grown substantially.

And more seriously, I bet one could make a bunch of money selling cellphone covers that look like tin foil.

[FSogol]

7. Or computer and router cases.

$$$$ $$$$

[JoePhilly]

8. lol!

[Rex]

9. You won't get a visit.

You just fessed up to it on DU, agent Mike will phone it in.

[okieinpain]

10. lol. n/t.

[RevStPatrick]

11. I think I'm gonna go to Amazon and...

BUY a pressure cooker (always wanted to try one of those) and a backpack (it's time for a new one anyway).

Then I'll Google "Anarchist's Cookbook" and a bunch of other things along those lines.
I don't have any kids to worry about, and I feel like fucking with these spy-douches.

Maybe I'll let you know what happens, and maybe I won't!

[uppityperson]

12. Reporting in. No calls or people at the door yet. Still waiting.