The Carlos Danger Name Generator: what is your name?

[applegrove]

The Carlos Danger Name Generator

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/low_concept/2013/07/carlos_danger_name_generator_use_our_widget_to_get_a_name_like_anthony_weiner.html


Mine is José Enrique Furtive

[Aerows]

1. I'm Inigo Dynamite

Woo hoo.

[semass]

49. Feliciano Dynamite

we must be related!

[Jefferson23]

2. Nah, likely his generated Disgusting Dumbass, he just refused to use it at the time. n/t

[applegrove]

3. I had hope for Weiner. I thought he made a mistake. Turns out he has been a creep for a long time.

I, of all people, should have known that.

[Jefferson23]

13. I don't know what you mean by, you of all people should have known that, but he is the one

responsible, for all of it. You know that, right? Personally, I think the guy has just about lost his mind.

[applegrove]

39. I have lots of experience with a sociopath and his power network.

[MrSlayer]

4. Lorenzo Evil

I kind of like that.

[NewThinkingChance40]

5. Mine is Guillermo Menace lol

[WinkyDink]

20. Ex-con cousin of Dr. Miguelito Loveless.

[chowder66]

6. Your name: Victorino Scourge

: D

[Scuba]

7. Armando Calamity, underwater man of mystery.

[boguspotus]

8. Osvaldo Risk !

I like it!

[all american girl]

43. Hey, we must be related....

Mine was Julio Risk...funny thing, my husband was Alberto Violence...we have the same last name....very interesting

[snot]

9. Love it!

But doesn't this belong in the Lounge?

[Crabby Appleton]

10. Jorge Dynamite nt

[d_b]

11. Cesar Scourge

fuck yeah!

[WinkyDink]

18. "The Terrorist Whisperer."

[d_b]

24. lols

these are gold

[Rex]

12. Jaime Clandestine

nt.

[ananda]

14. Alejandro Catastrophe

That was funny!

[WinkyDink]

19. You look....MAHvelous!

[WinkyDink]

15. Dario Covert. Main character of the ABC drama "Covert Files."

[LWolf]

16. Luis Threat. nt

[WinkyDink]

22. "He needs no weapon; he needs only.....his WORDS!"

[LWolf]

31.

[CitizenLeft]

17. Manolo Smash!

[WinkyDink]

21. "Man of 1,000 Shoes."

[TeeYiYi]

23. It gives me a guy name; Gustavo, which is...

...oddly Freudian.

TYY

[NightWatcher]

25. It said mine's Anthony Weiner

My real name is Enrico Palazzo so maybe that had something to do with it

[brewens]

26. My porn actor name is "Jumbo Driver"! n/t

[MrMickeysMom]

41. !!!

[pintobean]

42. Mine's almost the same - Dumbo Jiver

[Kaleva]

27. Victorino Risk

[LuvNewcastle]

28. Marcos Adventure

[QC]

29. Javier Jeopardy

[WinkyDink]

34. JaJa!

[Staph]

30. Ariel Catastrophe!

Strange but interesting -- not quite a stripper name.

[HiPointDem]

32. carmelo kill. but carmelo kill's carlos danger name is 'fabrico evil'.

[Raine]

33. mine Rolando Evil. nt

[HarveyDarkey]

35. I'm Jaime Gamble

[wendylaroux]

36. Benito Calamity!

I like it.

[WillyT]

37. Marcos Trouble...

[PDJane]

38. José María Clandestine

[MrMickeysMom]

40. Hello everyone... my name is...

Dario Gamble ... Do not fuck with me!

[cherokeeprogressive]

44. Alberto Clandestine!

[Codeine]

45. Ignacio Distress.

I rather like that.

[dflprincess]

46. Gustavo Distress

sounds like a stomach problem.

[scorpiogirl]

47. Diego Threat

I rather like it as an alter ego lol

[SwampG8r]

48. manolo covert

but I still am gonna call my wiener Anthony
that's a good name for your wiener!

[krispos42]

50. "Alejandro Calamity"

I was hoping for something a bit cooler.


But it is cooler than my real name.


I'm cursed with a name that sounds fake.

[Jamaal510]

51. Ernesto Dynamite

[Scootaloo]

55. I would watch a movie with that name in an instant

[RGinNJ]

53. Inigo Distress

Hello my name is Inigo Distress you killed my father prepare to see my sword?

[applegrove]

57. LOL! "be prepared to die"

[RGinNJ]

59. Glad I made you smile

It's one of my favorite movies.

[applegrove]

60. I just watched it again with my parents.

They had never seen it before. My dad was exactly like the kid being read to in the movie. At first he was like "what is this?" then "okay I'll watch it if I have to" and then he was into it. Thanks for the smil e.

[Scootaloo]

54. Guillermo Death

I rather like it

[krawhitham]

56. Emilio Stealth

[WinkyDink]

61. The Love-Child of Martin Sheen.

[hfojvt]

58. dang it Carlos

mine came back as Jiacinto.

Danger! Danger!

[beevul]

62. ROFl Rolando Dynamite. N/T

[Glassunion]

63. Fernando Kill

[rusty fender]

64. I put in Barack Obama's name...

his name: Omar Scourge

[rusty fender]

65. Osam bin-Laden's:

Alfonso Menace

Dick Cheney: Pepe Gamble

George Bush: Diego Covert

[MrsMatt]

66. Eduardo Sly

[rusty fender]

67. Argle Bargle's name:

Silvestre Hazard