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Dear Sir or Madam:
In order to form a more "perfect union" you must fabricate a pornostaresque name for yourself. This is most reliably performed by doing the following:
For the first name take the name of your first pet whose gender is the same as yours, unless it was gender-neutral
For the last name take the name of the street upon which you were born or the first street thereafter which is not numbered or lettered (e.g. 42nd St., 5th Avenue)
Yours truly,
PCIntern
P.S. Believe it or not, mine would be Percy Large...
William769
(55,144 posts)I would never live it down.
JustAnotherGen
(31,810 posts)Yeah - it's a slow Froday night!
stevenleser
(32,886 posts)PCIntern
(25,532 posts)LOL...
stevenleser
(32,886 posts)Still digesting it. Spunky Beaumont. ROFLMAO!
PCIntern
(25,532 posts)This stuff writes itself!
wryter2000
(46,037 posts)Not very salacious.
PCIntern
(25,532 posts)Jenny Pinetree slowly undressed in front of her mirror. Her hands explored the soft curves...
You get the idea....
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,674 posts)TeeYiYi
(8,028 posts)Second choice would be Misty Quince. I kinda' like both.
TYY
DreamGypsy
(2,252 posts)...the person who told me this was a drag king named RocketPhat Jackson.
Drag queen, porn star regardless I am Lady Jane 10thStreet.
PCIntern
(25,532 posts)DreamGypsy
(2,252 posts)I just didn't like them. When one is a world renowned drag queen, one doesn't have to obey rules.
Actually, the simplified algorithm I learned from RP did not include a special case for numeric street names. I really like Lady Jane 10thStreet, so I'm keeping it.
PCIntern
(25,532 posts)It's people like you what cause unrest! 😡
greatauntoftriplets
(175,731 posts)anneboleyn
(5,611 posts)Pom-Pom Robertson takes the cake methinks vs. Cinder Vista.
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)AgingAmerican
(12,958 posts)nt
PCIntern
(25,532 posts)Just kidding!
Aerows
(39,961 posts)LOL
Pelican
(1,156 posts)Good lord... Sounds like a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader from the 80s...
MerryBlooms
(11,767 posts)lynne
(3,118 posts)- yeah, we gave our pets kinda' bizarre names.
QC
(26,371 posts)Autumn Colors
(2,379 posts)I'd be Daisy Washington (boring, IMO), but my boyfriend would be Poopsie Oakmore.