Once again, it's time to play "Confess to Agent Mike"!

[struggle4progress]

How to play:

Confess your dark secret, such as "I just googled pressure cooker" or "I just tore the do-not-remove tag from my mattress" or "I am serving my family shellfish in a month with no R" or " I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die" or "I still have the gold bullion from the Pittsburgh and Northern Express robbery" or "My name is DB Cooper" or whatever

Then keep your status updated in the poll

1 vote, 0 passes | Time left: Unlimited
	Nope. Not playin, cuz I heard Agent Mike is still real pizzed from the last time we played
	0 (0%)
	My Mom just called to tell me to stop wasting so much time on the internet, and I'm pretty sure the NSA is behind it
	0 (0%)
	The cops showed up at the house across the street again. I wonder if it's their network I've been using
	0 (0%)
	My boss sent me an email saying the company has to block access to DU on my workstation
	0 (0%)
	Ain't got no love from Agent Mike yet
	0 (0%)
	The Jehovah's Witnesses came by. And then the Mormons came by. And THEN the Taoists came by! That's not a coincidence
	1 (100%)
	None of those apply: I've never googled "pressure cooker", removed a mattress tag, or served shellfish. So how can I play?
	0 (0%)
	I just got a ticket for going 75 in a school zone when I was actually only going 65! Fugging government spies
	0 (0%)
	Hi, Agent Mike! We love you! Consider getting a real job doing something useful
	0 (0%)
	Holy moly! The SWAT team broke down my door before I even hit POST!
	0 (0%)
	0 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[struggle4progress]

1. I haven't put my new sticker on my license plate

because it's always raining here

[darkangel218]

2. Agent Mike can kiss my freshly showered behind. :)

Screw you snoopy shniffers.

[Liberal Veteran]

3. I once typed .com instead of .org and the results were nsfw.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

4. Sometimes, late at night, when I can't sleep because the world seems so screwed up, I...

...I google "FUCK REAGAN"

[wandy]

5. Oh, does this ever need other.............

Guess you'll have to wait for the story about my neighbor, TIPS and the spiders of mass destruction.

[struggle4progress]

6. Those weren't real spiders

[Viva_La_Revolution]

7. I used to play in a band named...

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[petronius]

8. I just bought a lot of batteries, in several different sizes

Running the NiMH ones through the charger now - they're not quite done, but when they are...

[Brother Buzz]

9. I know I am due beer and travel money, and many experiences.

Not sure about the rest of the stuff, nobody knows for sure.

[DinahMoeHum]

10. Hey, Mike, is your last name "Hunt"??

Just askin'.