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hey icky ricky...you won't EVER be president
Mz Pip
(27,396 posts)What's left to know? Their favorite color?
Enrique
(27,461 posts)Angry Dragon
(36,693 posts)only what they hate and what they would change
joshcryer
(62,265 posts)maximusveritas
(2,915 posts)Liberal_Stalwart71
(20,450 posts)gateley
(62,683 posts)joshcryer
(62,265 posts)www.cnn.com
aint_no_life_nowhere
(21,925 posts)when he attributed a line to George Costanza, to the effect that when they're applauding, you stop. It was Jerry Seinfeld's line and it was significantly different than the way Romney quoted it. And this is the umpteenth time Romney has made this mistake in his various appearances.
sofa king
(10,857 posts)I'm Ron Paul, I defend George Bush's toilet paper.
I'm Rick Santorum. You need to be more afraid.
I'm Mitt Romney and I'm against myself for stealing your jobs and your future.
I'm Newt. I'm evil.
...
Romney: I want to make poor people more poor, and government workers should make more than people who pay taxes, unlike myself.
Santorum: We need to make our children more ignorant. That's the only way they'll swallow this tax cut shit. I represent everyone by raising taxes on nobody, dooming us to insolvency and destruction.
Romney: You want bigger government, unlike me, who was for such a thing before I was against it.
Gingrich: By shutting the government down repeatedly, we balanced the budget, thanks to raising taxes on the rich which not one Republican voted for. Our tapped, raped oil resources will keep gas at $2.50 a gallon, even though it's not cost effective to extract below $3.50.
Paul: Fakes!
Paul demonstrates commitment to his Libertarian ideals by showing up to the debate drunk and high.
Santorum: Only poor people on Social Security stay in Pennsylvania. I'm all into old people and shit.
(Paul waves finger airily.)
Paul: You compare yourself to other members of Congress, who rate below Henry Lee Lucas in popularity. But Lucas killed fewer people.
Romney: As governor, I cut taxes, hated on immigrants, declared war on enemy neighboring states, vetoed the cloning of Hitler by the Catholic Church, but I also ran a sporting event with fixed funding and a known budget.
Gingrich: First of all, I don't believe in class warfare OBAMA DOES! All I want to do is change everything to benefit the rich, which is what a modern society should be. For example, instead of invading Arizona, we should help them, because it's cheaper to drive them into poverty.
Santorum: Sure I like earmarks, which I understand is a slang term for men's oiled chests. Without earmarks, many soldiers Marines would still be alive, having not flown the V-22. But now they're dead which means we don't pay benefits which pays for the duct tape on the seat cushions of the VTOL.
Romney: Yes and no and move forward. Did I mention the Olympics?
Santorum: I'd like to see your earmarks.
Romney: We have thousands and thousands of earmarks in Congress.
Gingrich: you lie!
Crowd: boo
Romney/Santorum: We agree with the line-item veto which we deliberately sent to the conservative Supreme Court to kill.
Paul: ha ha I'm too insignificant to be included in this.
Gingrich: Obama liberal democrat olympics successful governor... wait, I'm not Mitt Romney.
Paul: It's all Congress' fault. Did I mention I work there? The solution is to take power away from the President and give more of it to us, since we're so awesome as I just mentioned.
Santorum: On principle, I opposed the Wall Street Bailout, until it worked. I opposed bailing out the auto industry, until it worked. Romney hates cars, but loves Wall Street. That's not consistent. My plan would have damaged more lives.
R: Car guys wanted money. I said no. Put them through a managed bankruptcy, so that firms like my own can liquidate them for cash. I just didn't want to lose all our banks. You (S) voted for all sorts of bailouts, including that one of your own for soliciting sex at the I-95 rest stop. I was right, you know. We wasted lots of money turning the auto industry around, and FUCK CARS AND THE PEOPLE WHO BUILD THEM. Except Canadians.
S: Hey that's not apples to apples.
G: Every nation that ever attacked us and lost started an auto company here and is doing just fine now. Because they treat unions like Jews.
P: That sort of like robbing a bank and endorsing it the robber for getting away with it. Hi Karl! Oh, and defense of liberty, except in womens' uteri.
The foul breath of the unwashed rabble passes over the candidates as they boo in favor of birth control.
Gingrich: We need to kill doctors who kill babies, including Ron Paul, who surely beats off. I would also define "attempted conception" as "semen that is ingested in the front seat of a Cadillac."
R: Obama Catholic health care birth control sterilization insurance government. Obama wants only Masai witch doctors appointed to church positions, the better to kill babies.
S: Here's the difference between me and the left. Just because I'm talking about genocide doesn't mean I want a government program to do it. Rush and Bill-O will do that for me.
P: I actually took a class in ethics once. Wrap your mind around this shit: guns don't kill people on birth control, unless the guns shoot birth control pills.
R: Unborn children deserve to live with a mother and a father. That's why I keep wanting inside womens' vaginas.
G: I am inevitably moving toward a totalitarian society. Stare into the abyss and know it has less depth than my malevolence.
P: You've all voted for birth control pills... and abortion. You should all kill Planned Parenthood in a murder-suicide pact after this season of Twilight ends.
S: b) I would say that my prom date didn't put out, and that's why I want to control all womens' reproductive habits now.
P: I'm winning!
And the event has been vetoed by my girlfriend in favor of TV shows about fictional sociopaths, instead of real ones. Good night!
mainer
(12,010 posts)ps. it's on CNN.
Liberal_Stalwart71
(20,450 posts)opponents nonstop since the beginning of this primary.
What does Paul stand to gain from Mittens?
Angry Dragon
(36,693 posts)demtenjeep
(31,997 posts)he needs to be taken down NOW
Liberal_Stalwart71
(20,450 posts)Polls showing that Republican voters losing interest as this thing drags out. We need it to go on. Mittens WILL be the nominee; I just want him to bruised!!
demtenjeep
(31,997 posts)it gets bigger by the hour
Liberal_Stalwart71
(20,450 posts)face!
DCBob
(24,689 posts)before
mainer
(12,010 posts)Sometimes, I even like that grumpy old guy. Especially when he goes after Santorum.
demtenjeep
(31,997 posts)and does get zingers in
Liberal_Stalwart71
(20,450 posts)DonCoquixote
(13,615 posts)Which suspects that Rand Paul is the Veep choice. If so, we need to hit him hard, as rand is worse than his dad.
mainer
(12,010 posts)And their wives like each other, too. So they're not going to drive the shiv in too deep with each other. Instead, they'll both drive their shivs into Santorum.
Liberal_Stalwart71
(20,450 posts)HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)I don't think we'll be around by then.
demtenjeep
(31,997 posts)hehe
Enrique
(27,461 posts)it's Santorum's turn to shine.
nolabear
(41,902 posts)what an ass
K Gardner
(14,933 posts)nolabear
(41,902 posts)We should do a drinking game.
Liberal_Stalwart71
(20,450 posts)demtenjeep
(31,997 posts)to school them all
cause he is so "good"
JoePhilly
(27,787 posts)nolabear
(41,902 posts)Booing!
joshcryer
(62,265 posts)demtenjeep
(31,997 posts)cock sure
Liberal_Stalwart71
(20,450 posts)demtenjeep
(31,997 posts)AND
we vote
Liberal_Stalwart71
(20,450 posts)aint_no_life_nowhere
(21,925 posts)as to whether a managed Chapter 11 bankruptcy would have even been possible because no lenders were lending at the time to allow GM to restructure their debt. That cowardly ducking of the issue by Romney alone should lose this debate for him.
joshcryer
(62,265 posts)There just is no way. All of them coming out against the GM bailout?
mainer
(12,010 posts)The audience is Romney/Paul tonight.
nolabear
(41,902 posts)Unfortunately his ego could refloat the Hindenberg, so he's not going anywhere soon.
mainer
(12,010 posts)Gone, gone, gone.
mainer
(12,010 posts)Audience doesn't want to deal with it!
Mr.Turnip
(645 posts)even from a rightwing nutjob Point of view.
demtenjeep
(31,997 posts)and Newt trying to stop the question before it gets started
joshcryer
(62,265 posts)demtenjeep
(31,997 posts)he is a disgusting pig
joshcryer
(62,265 posts)What a fucking idiot!
demtenjeep
(31,997 posts)and now he gets to bloviate about birth control
elleng
(129,800 posts)nolabear
(41,902 posts)demtenjeep
(31,997 posts)but doesn't want to fix it?
WTF???
demtenjeep
(31,997 posts)goodness
GreatCaesarsGhost
(8,584 posts)He kept talking about children being born out of wedlock.
demtenjeep
(31,997 posts)so you don't need BC
aint_no_life_nowhere
(21,925 posts)like how to get out of paying taxes or deporting women and children. Those things are what give Santorum pleasure.
nolabear
(41,902 posts)demtenjeep
(31,997 posts)I get whiplash
mainer
(12,010 posts)Santorum says the problem is kids born out of wedlock. So ... he's against contraception? What?
and no planned parenthood 'funding,' and Paul says No Funding for 'abstinence only' training.
NUTSY here!!!
mainer
(12,010 posts)and 3/4 of them are simultaneously against contraception.
demtenjeep
(31,997 posts)is just birth control
and Icky Ricky vows to take down Planned Parenthood
nolabear
(41,902 posts)aint_no_life_nowhere
(21,925 posts)Mr.Turnip
(645 posts)He's having problems because Romney stacked the crowd.
mainer
(12,010 posts)wants government out of our lives. At least he's consistent.