***Debate number 10000000000000 thread

[demtenjeep]

hey icky ricky...you won't EVER be president

[Mz Pip]

1. There's another debate?

What's left to know? Their favorite color?

[Enrique]

2. they will debate the best way to defeat Satan n/t

[Angry Dragon]

3. None of them have said WHY they want to be president

only what they hate and what they would change

[joshcryer]

4. They're letting the crowd go crazy.

[maximusveritas]

5. Picture says it all

[Liberal_Stalwart71]

15. I love it every time I see it!!

[gateley]

6. What network? Hell, who's left? Thanks.

[joshcryer]

10. CNN, it's also streaming on their main site:

www.cnn.com

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

7. Romney got it wrong again

when he attributed a line to George Costanza, to the effect that when they're applauding, you stop. It was Jerry Seinfeld's line and it was significantly different than the way Romney quoted it. And this is the umpteenth time Romney has made this mistake in his various appearances.

[sofa king]

8. Introductions.

I'm Ron Paul, I defend George Bush's toilet paper.

I'm Rick Santorum. You need to be more afraid.

I'm Mitt Romney and I'm against myself for stealing your jobs and your future.

I'm Newt. I'm evil.

...

Romney: I want to make poor people more poor, and government workers should make more than people who pay taxes, unlike myself.

Santorum: We need to make our children more ignorant. That's the only way they'll swallow this tax cut shit. I represent everyone by raising taxes on nobody, dooming us to insolvency and destruction.

Romney: You want bigger government, unlike me, who was for such a thing before I was against it.

Gingrich: By shutting the government down repeatedly, we balanced the budget, thanks to raising taxes on the rich which not one Republican voted for. Our tapped, raped oil resources will keep gas at $2.50 a gallon, even though it's not cost effective to extract below $3.50.

Paul: Fakes!

[sofa king]

23. ...

Paul demonstrates commitment to his Libertarian ideals by showing up to the debate drunk and high.

Santorum: Only poor people on Social Security stay in Pennsylvania. I'm all into old people and shit.

(Paul waves finger airily.)

Paul: You compare yourself to other members of Congress, who rate below Henry Lee Lucas in popularity. But Lucas killed fewer people.

Romney: As governor, I cut taxes, hated on immigrants, declared war on enemy neighboring states, vetoed the cloning of Hitler by the Catholic Church, but I also ran a sporting event with fixed funding and a known budget.

Gingrich: First of all, I don't believe in class warfare OBAMA DOES! All I want to do is change everything to benefit the rich, which is what a modern society should be. For example, instead of invading Arizona, we should help them, because it's cheaper to drive them into poverty.

[sofa king]

38. ...

Santorum: Sure I like earmarks, which I understand is a slang term for men's oiled chests. Without earmarks, many soldiers Marines would still be alive, having not flown the V-22. But now they're dead which means we don't pay benefits which pays for the duct tape on the seat cushions of the VTOL.

Romney: Yes and no and move forward. Did I mention the Olympics?

Santorum: I'd like to see your earmarks.

Romney: We have thousands and thousands of earmarks in Congress.

Gingrich: you lie!

Crowd: boo

Romney/Santorum: We agree with the line-item veto which we deliberately sent to the conservative Supreme Court to kill.

Paul: ha ha I'm too insignificant to be included in this.

Gingrich: Obama liberal democrat olympics successful governor... wait, I'm not Mitt Romney.

Paul: It's all Congress' fault. Did I mention I work there? The solution is to take power away from the President and give more of it to us, since we're so awesome as I just mentioned.

[sofa king]

44. ...

Santorum: On principle, I opposed the Wall Street Bailout, until it worked. I opposed bailing out the auto industry, until it worked. Romney hates cars, but loves Wall Street. That's not consistent. My plan would have damaged more lives.

R: Car guys wanted money. I said no. Put them through a managed bankruptcy, so that firms like my own can liquidate them for cash. I just didn't want to lose all our banks. You (S) voted for all sorts of bailouts, including that one of your own for soliciting sex at the I-95 rest stop. I was right, you know. We wasted lots of money turning the auto industry around, and FUCK CARS AND THE PEOPLE WHO BUILD THEM. Except Canadians.

S: Hey that's not apples to apples.

G: Every nation that ever attacked us and lost started an auto company here and is doing just fine now. Because they treat unions like Jews.

P: That sort of like robbing a bank and endorsing it the robber for getting away with it. Hi Karl! Oh, and defense of liberty, except in womens' uteri.

[sofa king]

62. ...

The foul breath of the unwashed rabble passes over the candidates as they boo in favor of birth control.

Gingrich: We need to kill doctors who kill babies, including Ron Paul, who surely beats off. I would also define "attempted conception" as "semen that is ingested in the front seat of a Cadillac."

R: Obama Catholic health care birth control sterilization insurance government. Obama wants only Masai witch doctors appointed to church positions, the better to kill babies.

S: Here's the difference between me and the left. Just because I'm talking about genocide doesn't mean I want a government program to do it. Rush and Bill-O will do that for me.

P: I actually took a class in ethics once. Wrap your mind around this shit: guns don't kill people on birth control, unless the guns shoot birth control pills.

R: Unborn children deserve to live with a mother and a father. That's why I keep wanting inside womens' vaginas.

[sofa king]

70. ...

G: I am inevitably moving toward a totalitarian society. Stare into the abyss and know it has less depth than my malevolence.

P: You've all voted for birth control pills... and abortion. You should all kill Planned Parenthood in a murder-suicide pact after this season of Twilight ends.

S: b) I would say that my prom date didn't put out, and that's why I want to control all womens' reproductive habits now.

P: I'm winning!


And the event has been vetoed by my girlfriend in favor of TV shows about fictional sociopaths, instead of real ones. Good night!

[mainer]

9. judging by the applause, Romney is the darling tonight

ps. it's on CNN.

[Liberal_Stalwart71]

11. Can anyone explain to me why Ron Paul refuses to attack Mitt Romney and has been attacking his

opponents nonstop since the beginning of this primary.

What does Paul stand to gain from Mittens?

[Angry Dragon]

34. Maybe this

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002340724

[demtenjeep]

12. icky ricky is getting so big-headed

he needs to be taken down NOW

[Liberal_Stalwart71]

13. NOOO!! Not yet. I want this to go on and on and on.

Polls showing that Republican voters losing interest as this thing drags out. We need it to go on. Mittens WILL be the nominee; I just want him to bruised!!

[demtenjeep]

16. I am sick of icky Ricky's ego

it gets bigger by the hour

[Liberal_Stalwart71]

18. Not bigger than Mittens'! He is horrible! I can't stand this guy and his smug, ugly smirk on his

face!

[DCBob]

14. I lasted about 5 minutes..

before

[mainer]

17. Ron Paul is on fire tonight!

Sometimes, I even like that grumpy old guy. Especially when he goes after Santorum.

[demtenjeep]

19. he can be funny

and does get zingers in

[Liberal_Stalwart71]

20. And yet he refuses to go after Mittens. I wonder why. He wants something from him!

[DonCoquixote]

22. Check out another article

Which suspects that Rand Paul is the Veep choice. If so, we need to hit him hard, as rand is worse than his dad.

[mainer]

24. I hear they like each other, Mittens and Paul.

And their wives like each other, too. So they're not going to drive the shiv in too deep with each other. Instead, they'll both drive their shivs into Santorum.

[Liberal_Stalwart71]

25. Got to be more than just that.

[HopeHoops]

21. It would take approximately 2,430,274 years to do that many PB of debates.

I don't think we'll be around by then.

[demtenjeep]

27. it just seems like it

hehe

[Enrique]

26. Newt looking irrelevant

it's Santorum's turn to shine.

[nolabear]

28. Well that went well. No one knows what Santorum said about earmarks.

[demtenjeep]

30. god

what an ass

[K Gardner]

29. Is this the Earmark Debate? WTF? n/t

[nolabear]

31. WTF with The Olympics? That's four mentions now.

We should do a drinking game.

[Liberal_Stalwart71]

32. Damn, Romney is killing Icky Ricky tonight! Santorum is really fucking up tonight.

[demtenjeep]

35. and here comes Daddy Newt

to school them all


cause he is so "good"

[JoePhilly]

33. The ear mark discussion is a mud wrestling event.

[nolabear]

36. Whoa. Rough crowd. THey're stacked pro Romney and against Rick.

Booing!

[joshcryer]

37. Paul shitting on earmarking.

[demtenjeep]

39. they are all disgusting

cock sure

[Liberal_Stalwart71]

40. Romney buried Santorum on the bailout issue!

[demtenjeep]

41. Unions are important you fuckers

AND


we vote

[Liberal_Stalwart71]

42. Romney is lying his fucking ass off on the auto industry bailout!!!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

57. Romney never addressed the point made by the host questioner

as to whether a managed Chapter 11 bankruptcy would have even been possible because no lenders were lending at the time to allow GM to restructure their debt. That cowardly ducking of the issue by Romney alone should lose this debate for him.

[joshcryer]

43. It is impossible, utterly impossible, for any of these men to be President.

There just is no way. All of them coming out against the GM bailout?

[mainer]

45. Ron Paul getting lots of applause; Santorum ... nothing

The audience is Romney/Paul tonight.

[nolabear]

46. Newt has certainly flamed out, n'est-ce pas?

Unfortunately his ego could refloat the Hindenberg, so he's not going anywhere soon.

[mainer]

47. It's like Newt isn't even there.

Gone, gone, gone.

[mainer]

49. Oh, boo-ing at the birth control question!!!

Audience doesn't want to deal with it!

[Mr.Turnip]

51. Which is strange because I can't see how any of Romney's answers are good.E

even from a rightwing nutjob Point of view.

[demtenjeep]

48. here we go

and Newt trying to stop the question before it gets started

[joshcryer]

50. Wow, the audience went nuts over a birth control question. Wow.

[demtenjeep]

53. and newty says Obama killed babies

he is a disgusting pig

[joshcryer]

52. Wow, Obama voted to legalize infanticide according to Newt!

What a fucking idiot!

[demtenjeep]

54. and preacher icky ricky nodding like a dunce

and now he gets to bloviate about birth control

[elleng]

75. That was a real bad one; hope we hear about it from Dems.

[nolabear]

55. I think my head might explode.

[demtenjeep]

56. icky ricky says he wants to talk about things

but doesn't want to fix it?

WTF???

[demtenjeep]

58. I could never go to Paul for OB services

goodness

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

59. Is Ricky for or against contraception?

He kept talking about children being born out of wedlock.

[demtenjeep]

60. says no one shoudl have sex

so you don't need BC

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

63. Or if people have sex, they should be thinking about other things at the time to reach climax

like how to get out of paying taxes or deporting women and children. Those things are what give Santorum pleasure.

[nolabear]

61. The GOP, Preserving the Patriarchy for You and Me.

[demtenjeep]

65. do they really hear the shit they spew out of their mouth?

I get whiplash

[mainer]

64. Are they against contraception? Only Ron Paul says "it's just a pill"

Santorum says the problem is kids born out of wedlock. So ... he's against contraception? What?

[elleng]

68. Right.

and no planned parenthood 'funding,' and Paul says No Funding for 'abstinence only' training.
NUTSY here!!!

[mainer]

66. They're all against unmarried pregnancies

and 3/4 of them are simultaneously against contraception.

[demtenjeep]

67. paul says the Morning After pill

is just birth control



and Icky Ricky vows to take down Planned Parenthood

[nolabear]

69. Whooee, Santorum's taking a whoopin'. You'd think it was *koff* orchestrated.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

72. The crowd sounds like a bunch of Romney plants

[Mr.Turnip]

76. Actually I think he's winning.

He's having problems because Romney stacked the crowd.

[mainer]

71. Paul's against abstinence programs too

wants government out of our lives. At least he's consistent.

[elleng]

73. Yes he is consistent.

[Liberal_Stalwart71]

74. The crowd is STACKED with Romney supporters. That is so clear!!!

[Liberal_Stalwart71]

77. I don't care what anyone says. Mitt Romney is the most pompous, arrogant asshole on that stage!!!!!