High level Al Qaeda operatives are already in place!!!!!

[Puzzledtraveller]

FAK! HIDE!!!!!!

[Autumn]

1. No problem. I got duct tape and plastic sheeting

left over from the bush administration. It's all good.

[Puzzledtraveller]

2. Did you stock up on bread and milk?

The store shelves are empty here.

[Autumn]

4. Nah, I got flour and chickens. We don't buy cow milk very often, but my

neighbors have dairy goats.

[DisgustipatedinCA]

17. I believe the police deliver milk 2 gallons at a time. n/t

[leveymg]

27. The MA State Police do home delivery. Order on-line.

They also make a nice large 3-topping pizza, only $12.99.

[chimpymustgo]

3. So glad I stocked up, too. This "chatter" is terrifying. PLEASE monitor our emails and calls!!

Dear NSA, please save us from teh al quaeda!!!

[Autumn]

6. I'm wearing black today. Just in case they decide to haul out the old color chart

too. I want to make sure I'm color coordinated.

[Puzzledtraveller]

7. I called in to work

cancelled my plans for the day.

[Autumn]

9. I have to go into town to Lowes and think I might

run to the mall and pick up some new shoes. Maybe I'll stop at the DMV.

[Puzzledtraveller]

10. But there is a travel alert in place!

[Autumn]

12. No biggie. I only have to travel 40 miles to town.

[Koios]

5. Huh?

Duct tape and plastic sheeting? I'm shocked that you and your family are still alive!!! It's been updated to Gorilla Glue and Lexan. Whew!

Meanwhile some causes of death from most to least likely:

Being born
Heart disease
Death while walking (car-pedestrian)
Death by terrorist
Death by didgeridoo-wielding gay midget in clown suit beating you to smithereens

[Autumn]

11. Welcome to DU Koios

I'm gonna stick with the duct tape and plastic sheeting. I can take that down later and recycle the plastic.

[Koios]

15. Thanks!

Okay; you takes your chances. Meanwhile I'm going with Gorilla Glue and Lexan, which I'm hoping will keep didgeridoo-wielding gay midgets at bay, hopefully. It's a long shot, but my family might make it to Thanksgiving 2013, if I'm vigilant.

LOL

[leveymg]

28. Stay vigilant on Thanksgiving, Koios! Turkeys are predominantly Muslim!

Welcome to DU!

[Puzzledtraveller]

8. Now wait a minute!

They are saying now to go about your business, life as normal. So why tell us anything if they believe it's safe enough to go about our lives as normal. Are we supposed to be scared or what? So confused.

[NuclearDem]

13. The media's been infiltrated! That's what They™ want you to think!

I'm not coming out!

[Puzzledtraveller]

16. Vault Boy to the rescue!!

[nadinbrzezinski]

14. this is the ONLY propper response to this

RUN,. HIDE, become PARALYZED in fear.,

Daddy in NSA, PROTECT US!

[quinnox]

18. so did someone say this, or a thread along these lines was started?

Just curious what brought this thread on, which seems to be lampooning something.

[NuclearDem]

20. Lampooning?! This is dead serious!

Don't you know how dangerous it is here? Get out of here now, before it blows!

RUN

[quinnox]

21. Heh, sure

I'm just curious, because if someone said high level al queda agents are in place, that sounds like they are saying they are in place in America, and they should be hammered and asked for evidence for that. Otherwise, its just fear mongering.

[Puzzledtraveller]

22. It was a lead in to a interview with a so called expert

leading up to a forthcoming briefing by the WH on why we should be terrorfried.

[quinnox]

24. I see

[Fumesucker]

19. So pick up that phone right now! First ten callers get a free suicide belt!*

*Some restrictions apply, must be at least 12 10 8 4 years old to take advantage of this special offer.

[millennialmax]

23. Hopefully only people making light of the situation are in any danger.

[Puzzledtraveller]

26. They said go about your business, life as normal

are they trying to get us killed?!

[LordGlenconner]

25. Agreed. Terrorism is a myth

It was created by the media in a lab with a focus group. In fact, why do we even need these intelligence gathering operations in the first place? The argument can be made they have outlived their utility.

[Brigid]

29. Ron White's New and Improved Terra Alert System:

Level 1: Buy a helmet.

Level 2: Put on the f****** helmet.