All Dead Mormons Are Now Gay. Now you can posthumously "choose" homosexuality for a Mormon

[TalkingDog]

http://alldeadmormonsarenowgay.com/

Sadly, many Mormons throughout history have died without having known the joys of homosexuality. With your help, these poor souls can be saved.

Simply enter the name of your favorite dead Mormon* in the form below and click Convert! Presto, they're gay for eternity. There is no undo.

Don't know any dead Mormons? Click the "Choose-a-Mormon" button and we'll find one for you. You're welcome!

[Swede]

1. I pick Joseph Smith.

Gay old Joe.

[TalkingDog]

7. ooo.. I'll get Brigham Young.

Start at the top and work our way down.

[lunasun]

15. His name tells it all!

[LiberalEsto]

2. If we choose polygamists

will their wives automatically posthumously change gender?

[TalkingDog]

4. Hmmm.... Good Question!

n/t

[peacebird]

3. Charles Peterson is converted!

[ZombieHorde]

5. I have to admit, there is something strangely satisfying about that. nt

[peacebird]

6. Ooh! I have saved 10 dead mormons already! Sweet!

[LiberalFighter]

8. Can we do it for living Mormons like Romney and Beck?

Can we convert them to Mormon and then make them gay like Charleston Heston?

[Autumn]

9. I just converted George Romney, I hope Mitt Romney sends me

a thank you note!!!

[iemitsu]

10. think i'll wait until i can noiminate

orrin hatch

[lonestarnot]

11. Bwahahahahah ROFLMAO

[Tikki]

12. Heck, when I pass I am going to marry one of rmoney's sons.

mitt said mormons baptize people after they are deceased because they
didn't get the chance to learn about the religion while they were still living.

I say that mitt's sons didn't get a chance to learn about me while I was
living so I'll just bring one of his son's to me in a marriage after I die.

This is how it must be.


Tikki

[sarcasmo]

13. Kick!

[Ilsa]

14. Are B Young's wives listed? I bet they

Might enjoy some lesbianism in the afterlife.
Actually, I wonder if a few might have enjoyed it already.

[DCKit]

16. Can I just clap my hands, or do I have to click my heels... or both, at the same time?

If we're going to convince these Mormons we're a threat, it's going to have to look good.