Don't waste the Divine fluids, brah!

[tk2kewl]

[sharp_stick]

1. That is one angry looking

imaginary wank session. I can only imagine that he routinely follows that up with some self flagellation as required by his church for such indiscretions.

[lastlib]

2. you could say he has matters well in hand....

[lastlib]

3. don't do it, Ricky, you'll go blind!

(that's what my mom told me)

[flakey_foont]

4. He'll quit when he needs glasses

may also lead to excessive hair on palm of hand.

[HubertHeaver]

7. That's the warning on the viagra commercials....sudden decrease in vision.

[11 Bravo]

5. I already knew Ricky couldn't find his ass with both hands, but apparently ...

he is equally hapless both fore and aft.

[Yavapai]

6. He may be...

My wife says that I am a cunning linguist, but he is a master debater!

I know it is an old joke, but some of them are worth repeating!