What is Ted Nugent on? Meth?

[Archae]

He can't really be this stupid, can he?

"And let’s all be honest here; more of us believe in the American hero Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s thorough investigation into your phony birth certificate and phony history than the phony media’s smoke and mirrors."

-- Ted Nugent, July 31 WND column

[bravenak]

1. How can he call somebody phony?

It's the tea. Drinks it by the barrel.

[Aerows]

7. He's crazier than

Rush Limbaugh at the drug store before a Dominican Republic trip.

[bravenak]

12. I can't take it!

I'm dying over here!

[Aerows]

14. Just calling it like I see it, my friend :D n/t

[arely staircase]

34. +1 nt

[bunnies]

2. Hes high on teh stoopid.

Along with all the other RWNJs in this country.

[zappaman]

3. Actually....

I know for a FACT that he was back in the early 90s.
Saw him do it with own eyes.
Biggest fucking hypocrite on the planet.

[hobbit709]

10. Back in the late 70's too.

[SummerSnow]

4. He smokes shit

[Aerows]

18. Probably his own

and I'm not talking about drugs, but his own bowel movements. He's a lunatic.

[SummerSnow]

25. yeah..he shitted on himself to dodge the armed forces ,scooped it up and rolled in some paper...puff

[fredamae]

5. He sure displays the "markers"

of use....imo

[Aerows]

6. I'm not sure

but whatever it is, I don't want anything to do with it because it appears to cause stupidity, or at least brings out latent stupidity strongly enough to stand up and announce itself to a broader audience.

[Lint Head]

8. And let’s all be honest here; everybody knows I'm a pants shitting coward who can shoot animals

but will crap my pants if confronted by a situation where I had to kill a human being.

[Aerows]

11. He's a pantload, alright. n/t

[Marrah_G]

9. he is so gross

[bravenak]

27. And ugly.

[Aerows]

36. On the outside, and even worse

he's ugly on the inside. To say the things that he does makes him ugly and evil on the inside. If he looked like a ken doll, he'd still be an ugly ugly human being.

[bravenak]

38. I bet his mouth stinks too.

Cause he's about full to the brim. People up here love him. He comes here for "concerts".

[Aerows]

43. He's so disgusting

the people that go to his concerts shit in their beer, and then complain about the color.

[napkinz]

13. Racist Shithead ...

[Aerows]

16. LMFAO!

Oh wow, this thread has potential

[Initech]

15. Do you have a link to the column? It should go in the top ten.

Nugent probably needs to change his adult diaper...

[Brother Buzz]

20. Irony alert: Nugent's opinion piece is titled, "The greatest phony America's ever known"

http://www.wnd.com/2013/07/the-greatest-phony-americas-ever-known/

[Initech]

24. Ted the pants shitter has zero right to call anyone, let alone the president, a phony.

[Aerows]

37. Or call anyone a coward

since he personifies cowardice.

[truebluegreen]

45. World Nut Daily, I believe.

How appropriate.

[Brother Buzz]

47. Richard Mellon Scaife's sock puppet

[SummerSnow]

28. Sending him a coupon for Depends

[Aerows]

39. It would be more entertaining and helpful

to send him a coupon for Ex-Lax.

[Aerows]

17. I have to question if the clothes make the man

Then I look at Ted Nugent, and recall that he shit his drawers for 2 weeks to avoid military service in the draft.

Yep, the clothes do make the man after all.

[Aerows]

19. Cat Scat fever n/t

[KharmaTrain]

21. Himself...

...this dude has always been a self promoter and uses outrage to get your attention. He no longer gets people to buy his records and the only places that book his "concerts" are county fairs. His ego has always played to the crazies and we're living in the golden age of crazies. The Nooge found his peeps...

[Wolf Frankula]

48. He no longer gets people to buy his records and the only places that book his "concerts" are county

fairs where he opens for puppet shows.

Wolf

[spanone]

22. he's ate up with good old american racism...to his bones....he's excrement

[KamaAina]

23. Naaaah.

PCP.

[bravenak]

26. What are you guys talking about. ( not really a question)

It obviously bath salts and natty ice. And that purple drank he got from lil Wayne.

[darkangel218]

29. Meth and poop combination.

Most likely.

[SummerSnow]

30. Ted Nugent is worse than...

bubbling hot vomit


* now its your turn*

[darkangel218]

31. Ewwwwww!!

[SummerSnow]

32. Lol...That's what first came to mind

[Aerows]

41. Ted Nugent is worse than having diarrhea

in the middle of nowhere with no clothes and only poison ivy plants nearby.

[Initech]

50. A used diaper filled with Indian food.

* - credit goes to Anchorman for that one.

[Motown_Johnny]

33. He really is that stupid. He claims to have never used drugs.

I met him once, briefly, and he strikes me as if he is slightly mentally disabled. The guy isn't all there. His IQ might reach 80 but I kinda doubt it. He can play a guitar fairly well but that is about it.

[SummerSnow]

35. I've seen seals play the trumpet.lol.and I think their iq was higher than his

[Aerows]

42. They work with single digits? n/t

[mstinamotorcity2]

40. Yes he is that stupid!!!!!

Don't be stupid

[surrealAmerican]

44. I think Groucho Marx said it best:

"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot."

[Life Long Dem]

46. Nugent doesn't say a word

He is standing behind Sheriff Joe's investigation.

[RebelOne]

49. Look at his eyes and you can see he is on meth. n/t

[love_katz]

51. Maybe the Nuge is the next...

wanna-be Rush Limbaugh?

His tactics are the same.

Like someone said upthread...he'll say anything and everything in hopes of shocking you (meaning he gets some attention).

[ForgoTheConsequence]

52. Republicans love this guy.

I´ve got no inhibitions
So keep your keys out of your ignition
I steal a car like I got the curse
I can´t resist the old lady's purse

Jailbait you look so good to me
Jailbait won´t you set me free
Jailbait you look fine fine fine
I know I´ve got to have you in a matter of time

Well I don´t care if you´re just thirteen
You look too good to be true
I just know that you´re probably clean
There´s one lil' thing I got do to you

Jailbait you look so good to me
Jailbait won´t you set me free
Jailbait you look fine fine fine
I know I´ve got to have you in a matter of time

So tell your mama that I´m back in town
She likes us boys when it´s time to get down
She´s got this craving for the underage
I just might be your mama's brand new rage

Jailbait you look so good to me
Jailbait won´t you set me free
Jailbait you look fine fine fine
I know I got to have you in a matter of time

Honey you you you look so nice
She´s young she´s tender
Won´t you please surrender
She's so fine she´s mine
All the time, all mine mine
It´s all right baby
It´s quite all right I asked your mama
Wait a minute officer
Don´t put those handcuffs on me
Put them on her and I´ll share her with you


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jailbait_(Ted_Nugent_song)

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