About the brain-eating amoeba.

[Hubert Flottz]

They'd starve to death in seconds, if they swam into any garden variety republican's head.

[MFM008]

1. damn

just what I was thinking.

[Hubert Flottz]

2. I'd wondered for a long time, why...

republicans are all brain dead. A brain-eating amoeba had better pack a large lunch if it intends to camp out in Sarah Palin or Mitch McConnell's noodle.

[mindwalker_i]

3. Are you referring to Jim Bakker?

[roamer65]

4. ...or maybe they have finally found the pathogen responsible...

for Rethuglicanism.

[Hubert Flottz]

6. LOL, it could be the cause...

might be what turned the big Boner orange?

[bahrbearian]

5. What makes you think they haven't already been there.

[Hubert Flottz]

7. Most republicans would test positive for the bug

without ever getting in the water.

[FiveGoodMen]

8. Idea: For the safety of swimmers, throw all the republicans into the lakes