Gov. Perry Unable to Find Vagina on Anatomical Doll

[Coyotl]

In a skirmish at the University of Texas Medical School in Houston about the state’s new ultra-restrictive abortion law, Democratic Senator Wendy Davis angrily told Texas Republican Governor Rick Perry he knows nothing about human reproduction or women’s vaginas.

“You don’t have to own an SUV to know where to pump the gas,” responded Perry, drawing immediate boos from the small lecture hall full of med students and from some of the media in attendance.

As the governor’s press handlers started to interrupt, Perry waved them off and stepped up to an anatomically-correct ‘female’ doll used in medical training that was laying on an examining table in the room.

“I’m not stupid. Those are the vagina right there,” said Perry, pointing at but not touching the .....



http://thelapine.ca/gov-perry-unable-to-find-vagina-on-anatomical-doll/

[DavidDvorkin]

1. Perry doesn't know where the vagina is, and the reporter doesn't know the difference between

lay and lie. Both are embarrassing.

[Coyotl]

3. Great catch. Gotta love the grammar police.

[DavidDvorkin]

5. Standards must be upheld!

It's a tough and dirty job, but ...

[Th1onein]

2. Please tell me this is satire, and Perry isn't drunk AGAIN.

[ohheckyeah]

8. The Lapine, a Canadian website satirizing

local and national politics was founded in 2011.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/News_satire

[quakerboy]

20. The other articles at the link

Would be a clue as to the nature of the site.

"Unwanted Seniors Added to Unwanted Babies Drop-Off Program"

[struggle4progress]

30. Obama’s Al-Queda Backers Pull Funding For His Re-Election Campaign

http://thelapine.ca/obama-al-queda-backers-pull-funding-his-re-election-campaign/

[hrmjustin]

4. There are no words.

[sarisataka]

6. Next week

Gov.Perry will take a flashlight and try to find his ass using both hands

[freshwest]

28. My first thought, too... Great Minds Think Awfully...

[CaliforniaPeggy]

7. And this Idiot ran for President?

[ohheckyeah]

10. It's satire.

Check out The Lapine: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/News_satire

[CaliforniaPeggy]

12. Thanks!

Now I know...

[ohheckyeah]

14. You're welcome....

I hate satire nowadays because it's hard to tell when it's satire. Let's face it, much of what right wingers have to say sounds like satire.

[freshwest]

29. Irony died from the GOP insane clown posse in 2012. Now Rush will moderate the 2016 debates.

[Coyotl]

18. Sorry, but how can you not just drop this one out there

and give people that moment of "Perry is so stupid" before their own moment of Zen realizing the satire.

[Mr.Bill]

25. Not really.

He just showed up drunk for some debates.

[G_j]

9. no way

no wonder the Onion is going to close shop.

[Solly Mack]

11. If you can't find the vagina there's no way you know where the clitoris is located.

And you for damn sure don't understand where babies "come from".

Spread the word - Rick Perry is as bad at sex as he is at governing.

He should enjoy the story and the rumor. LMAO

[hrmjustin]

13. Well the sad thing is this is believable.

[ohheckyeah]

15. Exactly.....

sounds like the idiot who said women can't get pregnant from an act of rape because their bodies have a way of shutting that down. The line between reality and satire has gotten so thing it's hard to see.

[Coyotl]

17. ^^^ THIS ^^^

[Warpy]

22. I have to pity the satirists

It's getting harder and harder to satirize people who are hell bent on topping it the very next day.

[hrmjustin]

23. That's true.

[Thinkingabout]

16. hey, what do you expect, Perry has his degree in Animal Husbandry, he is doing the best he can, OOPS

[hobbit709]

31. And he got a D

[Thinkingabout]

36. Yep, had a hard time remembering when testing, OOPS

[idwiyo]

19. I bet £10 that IRL he would have done exactly the same.

[jtuck004]

21. Hey, Rick...

[DeSwiss]

26. +1000

[Thinkingabout]

37. I think I know some of these people

[Socal31]

24. To be fair...

I think my SO told me that once when we were bickering.


I can honestly say that as a man, there is no retort to that statement. I think that is when I fell in love with her....

[Granny M]

27. Spare a thought for poor Mrs. Perry.

It must suck to be her, on so many levels.

[Sunlei]

32. "RABBITS EAT ONIONS"

The Onion moved to Canada? I miss them!

[mick063]

33. Imagine how tough it was for mom to potty train him.

n/t

[Javaman]

34. cement head perry couldn't find his ass with both hands. nt

[Tom Ripley]

35. That's because he only uses his inflatable girlfriend for oral sex