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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsA black hole with a sink hole? . . . Please come CAPTION Numbnuts!!!
George ("I dream of a maggot eating whatever's left of my brain" W. Bush is saying: "I'm not the one saying I should be on Rushmore. It's other people. . . . But Matt, you know what I realized last night? . . . George Washington, who by the way shares two of my initials, was the first veteran president and I was the last. . . . How 'bout that? . . . It's like another reason. . . . But again, it's not me who's saying . . ."
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A black hole with a sink hole? . . . Please come CAPTION Numbnuts!!! (Original Post)
skip fox
Aug 2013
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"See this hole I'm pointin' at, Matt? That's where Laura puts my sippy cupful of Wild Turkey."
pacalo
Aug 2013
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pacalo
(24,721 posts)1. "See this hole I'm pointin' at, Matt? That's where Laura puts my sippy cupful of Wild Turkey."
LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)2. "Veteran"?
Fucking bullshit. He was in what, the Air National Guard? And spent much of his time AWOL anyway?
skip fox
(19,356 posts)3. "You bet, a vet! I should've been general, too.
It was just because of my daddy's name I wasn't promoted. . . . They didn't want to seem to be showing favoritism. . . . Think about it!"
skip fox
(19,356 posts)4. "Aging doesn't disturb me, 'cause, like Laura says, I've got a big head start on dementia!"
derby378
(30,252 posts)5. Cocaine is a hell of a drug
Monk06
(7,675 posts)6. Cocaine is a hell of a drug