You buy a piece of furniture online and you find there are hundreds of pounds of pot stashed in it

[DainBramaged]

What would you do what would you do





http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/safe-stash-ohio-man-finds-285-pounds-pot-stuffed-gun-safe-delivered-home-article-1.1429602

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	Toke up everybody pot for a lifetime
	5 (71%)
	Burn it (not smoking type of burning)
	0 (0%)
	Call the cops man, and give it to them while becoming a legend in your own mind
	2 (29%)
	Return the item claiming it is defective
	0 (0%)
	I would be so nervous I'd think the black drones were outside
	0 (0%)
	Spread the wealth
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[badtoworse]

1. I'd stock up on munchies

[EC]

2. wouldn't be afraid of drones

but would be afraid of whoever stuffed that sofa tracking it down.

In the article they believe the pot was put in the safe by mistake - the factory is in Mexico...this is how they are shipping it, I'll bet.

[sufrommich]

8. My first thought too. Someone knows what is

stored in that couch and they aren't going to just let it go.

[R. Daneel Olivaw]

15. It's this guy.

[jmowreader]

23. This is a fairly common way of shipping drugs

They know the cops aren't going to crawl through legitimate-looking shipments without cause, so the drug ring gets someone at a warehouse near where the drugs are to put drugs in a large item and place some sort of a mark on it, and someone at a store where the drugs are going to.

[hobbit709]

3. To quote Sgt. Schultz "I see nothing"

[Blue_In_AK]

4. I'd probably stash it somewhere for future use,

and I certainly wouldn't alert the press or the law.

[CBGLuthier]

5. Make Hash

That is the only thing it would be good for.

[geek tragedy]

6. Call the cops. Not gonna do years in prison. nt

[petronius]

7. I immediately call the police and report those dozens of pounds of pot

[X_Digger]

13. ...

[DainBramaged]

22. hahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahaH

great point

[NV Whino]

9. Retire.

[DisgustipatedinCA]

10. Other: turn it in for hero points if and only if it turns out to be Mexican brick weed.

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[bravenak]

32. +1

[rrneck]

11. I think keeping it would create more porblems than it solved.

[unblock]

12. call a lawyer first, then call the cops.

not letting them pin it on me!

[Politicalboi]

14. If it's good weed, keep it

If it's bad then turn it in. Not all of it though. LOL!

[jmowreader]

24. It was $90 per lid cooking weed

According to http://www.priceofweed.com/prices/United-States/Ohio.html low-quality marijuana in Ohio averages $167 per ounce. This stuff, it would make the first green spaghetti sauce in the history of mankind, you'd need to use so much.

[Warpy]

16. I'd try to break the packaging somehow

and liberate some of the stash for medicinal use. However, I'd know the cops were likely looking for it already along with some bad guys I really don't want to piss off, so I'd call and turn the balance of it in.

Unfortunately, the packaging job looks really secure.

[Demo_Chris]

17. Dear NSA reading this: I, for one, would immediately notify the proper authorities! nt

[msanthrope]

21. It's Agent Mike. nt

[Egalitarian Thug]

18. Wouldn't you like to know...

Heheh

I wouldn't do anything (after testing and verifying quality, of course), for a long time and see what happens.

[Skeeter Barnes]

19. I'd be worried about the people who shipped it.

[jmowreader]

20. I would call the vendor, have the furniture picked up (with weed still inside)

then find a new place to live.

Someone drops 285 pounds of unsolicited marijuana on your doorstep...



and this guy's brother, who has even less of a sense of humor than Anton, is going to come looking for it.

[Atman]

25. Uh...do you have the URL for that ad?

I could use a new couch.

[napoleon_in_rags]

26. I'd call the cops, and ask if I can claim it and sell it.

That way it would raise lots of tax revenue for good programs, and I'd make some money. But then again I live in a state where its legal...

[astonamous]

27. Kinda the same feeling as winning the lottery. eom

[Hekate]

28. I'd be really, really afraid of the sender. Someone...

... is already doing some serious 'splainin' about how that mistake was made.

Either that, or they know damn well where it was sent and they are going to send someone to pick it up sooner or later.

[kestrel91316]

29. I'd abscond with a single bale and report the rest. But it's probably ditch weed,

so that might not even be worth the hassle.

Probably would be fine for making cooking oil for baked goods.

[DainBramaged]

31. Bet ya the black bale isn't....and this is about a third of what they pulled out

[cthulu2016]

30. For starters, demand a substansial shipping rebate

I would have just paid freight on hundreds of pounds of stuff I didn't order

[pipi_k]

33. Other...

go into business

[madrchsod]

34. if it is`t buds i`d call the feds...

[MineralMan]

35. Ghostery reveals 54 tracking items on the nydailynews site.

That's a new record since I started using Ghostery. I've been tracked! Yikes!