Psychiatrist Patiently Listens To Obama Complain About Every Single American
WASHINGTONCarefully jotting down notes as the two sat in his small second-floor office on K Street, psychiatrist Dr. Thomas Eccleson patiently let President Barack Obama angrily voice his complaints and grievances about every single American in the nation, sources confirmed Tuesday.
While conceding that the president has made some decent progress over the course of several months of therapy, Eccleson told reporters that Obama still has many deep-seated issues with each of the 313 million members of the U.S. populace.
This week we continued exploring Baracks resentment about being constantly judged by others, said Eccleson, noting the presidents reliance on unhealthy defense mechanisms to distance himself emotionally from the American public. Again and again I hear things like, No matter how hard I try, nothing is ever good enough for Seattle resident Bryan Harrison. But I keep stressing that, at the end of the day, Barack is a human being and cant expect himself to be perfect.
A lot of his feelings of inadequacythinking that no matter how successful he is, he cant live up to peoples expectationsstem from his relationship with his father, Eccleson continued. Thats also at the core of his trust issues with not only Bryan, but also Gail Shaughnessy, Eric Corker, Amy Bergin, and more or less the entire population of Worcester, MA.
Eccleson, who has been seeing the president weekly since April, said Obama spends much of his 45-minute sessions fretting over the lack of communication between himself and the nations citizenry. Obama was reportedly overheard claiming that Nebraskans such as Dorothy Perez, Clay Jones, Keith Uriahson, and Heather Conelly dont know what the hell they want, and accused residents of Iowa, Ohio, and Michigan of not even listening when [hes] talking half the time.
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