Woman turns up alive 13 days after funeral; body buried wasn’t her

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PHILADELPHIA – A Philadelphia woman has turned up alive nearly two weeks after her family held a funeral and burial.

KYW-TV reports that 50-year-old Sharolyn Jackson showed up at a mental health facility last Friday.

A body found July 20 on a Philadelphia street had been identified as Jackson. A spokesman for the Philadelphia Health Department says Jackson’s son and a social worker who knows her viewed pictures of the body and identified it as being hers.

Services for Jackson were held Aug. 3.

The now-buried body will be exhumed in hopes of correctly identifying the remains.

http://globalnews.ca/news/798263/woman-turns-up-alive-13-days-after-funeral-body-buried-wasnt-her/

[Comrade Grumpy]

1. Mom is probably going to have a few words with her son. n/t

[Cali_Democrat]

2. Now there's something you don't see every day

I wonder if this has anything to do with the Zombie Apocalypse.

[MADem]

3. Or a life insurance policy? Or assets left to the survivors...? nt

[Squinch]

4. I find that most mix-ups are somehow related to the Zombie Apocalypse.

Brad the Undead keeps mixing up the supply closet at work.

Damn him.

[NuclearDem]

6. Brad still works there?

I thought you would've fired him after he tried to eat that one customer's braaaaiiinnnnzzzzzz.

[Squinch]

9. I went one better! I killed him! But... you know...

[NuclearDem]

10. Damn it, we've been over this.

1) Go for the head.
2) Double tap. Don't be stingy.

[Squinch]

11. Shoot. I forgot.

But... on the other hand... Brad makes a kick-ass lemon bar...

I need to think about this.

[plcdude]

5. That gives new meaning

to dead wrong.

[Neoma]

7. Or that's how the phrase was born.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

8. *Cue dramatic soap opera music* nt

[rrneck]

12. An oldie...

[Initech]

15. Here you go:

[Jenoch]

13. I think this story mostly tells us that this woman

has some mental challenges. I hope things work out for her.

[Logical]

14. Glad it was not cremation! n-t

[BlueCheese]

16. It's like something out of Tom Sawyer, though I guess she didn't do it on purpose. n/t