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kpete

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Sat Aug 24, 2013, 10:32 AM Aug 2013

How fortunate we are in Louisiana to have Our Beloved Supreme Leader, Jind Il-Sung

Our Beloved Supreme Leader
POSTED BY CLANCY DUBOS @CLANCYGAMBIT ON FRI, AUG 23, 2013 AT 3:22 PM


How fortunate we are in Louisiana to have Our Beloved Supreme Leader, Jind Il-Sung, bless us with his brilliant governance! If any should doubt how beloved he is, let them read the results of his latest “internal poll,” which shows half of our state’s voters — the smarter half, no doubt — approve of the job he is doing. That is a startling turnaround from the dismal 37 percent (or lower) approval rating that “independent” polls reported just months ago.

See, everything really is perfect in the People’s Democratic Republic of Louisiana, thanks to Our Beloved Supreme Leader.

What’s that, you say? Our Beloved Supreme Leader’s poll was biased, skewed in his favor by under-sampling black voters and over-sampling white Republicans? Only enemies of the Republic would propagate such nonsense.

Yes, it is true that Louisiana’s electorate is 64 percent white and 31 percent black. And it is equally true that the poll, taken by OnMessage, the political consulting group led by Our Beloved Supreme Leader’s right-hand man and home-schooled left-brainer, Timmy Teepell, had a sample that was 67 percent white and merely 22 percent black. But, as Team Jind assures us, black folks don’t vote in proportionate numbers, so why should their opinions count when measuring how beloved is Our Beloved Supreme Leader?


oh, yes there is more:
http://www.bestofneworleans.com/blogofneworleans/archives/2013/08/23/our-beloved-supreme-leader

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