Sarah Palin lecturing about the importance of hard work is like ___________?

[pokerfan]

Realize this is a couple of days old but thought that this would be a fun game.

Sarah Palin lecturing about the importance of hard work is like ___________?

• The NSA lecturing about privacy rights?
• Lance Armstrong lecturing about clean living and fair play?
• Joseph Hazelwood (Exxon Valdez) lecturing about sailing?
• Ashtun Kutcher lecturing about acting?

Is there anything more unintentionally hilarious than Sarah Palin lecturing TV viewers about the value of hard work? Palin - the former VP candidate who became famous for her intellectual laziness, who subsequently walked out of her job as governor of Alaska, quit the bus tour that was teased as a precursor to a 2012 presidential candidacy, quit her job at Fox News because it was supposedly important to broaden her horizons and then quit her own quitting to return to Fox, as a contributor, not a full-time employee - THAT Sarah Palin was the person Fox News host (and Palin BFF) Greta Van Susteren turned to for for her special brand of insight into remarks by Ashton Kutcher about how opportunities comes from working hard and a good work ethic.
Sarah Palin Lectures Viewers About The Importance Of Hard Work

[KG]

1. being a grifter IS hard work.

[MFrohike]

2. Cheney advocating non-violence

Jamie Dimon talking about the importance of obeying the law
Rush Limbaugh talking about prescription drug abuse
Cookie Monster talking diabetes

[LadyHawkAZ]

3. ...is like Bristol Palin lecturing on teen abstinence. n/t

[one_voice]

4. Ben Affleck..

playing Batman.

[pokerfan]

6. LOL

Like that will ever happen....

[LearningCurve]

8. Too soon! nt

[Skittles]

5. me lecturing about patience

[Paladin]

7. Madonna lecturing on the virtues of celibacy. (nt)

[TeamPooka]

9. ....The Moonlight Bunny Ranch hosting a celibacy convention.

[madinmaryland]

10. Newt Gingrich or Rudy 9ui11iani talking about marital fidelity!

[Liberal Veteran]

11. ...George Zimmerman lecturing about racism.

[Peaceplace80]

12. Glen Beck

Lecturing on showing compassion.

[hobbit709]

13. A sex manual written by priests.

[lpbk2713]

14. Like Limbaugh giving charisma lessons.

[d_r]

15. me grammer lectureing on internet board

[NickB79]

16. The Duggars lecturing about using birth control

For those not familiar with the Duggars:

[Blue Owl]

17. John McCain lecturing about good judgement

n/t