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One of the best, most truthful articles the Onion (or *anyone*) has ever done:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/let-me-explain-why-miley-cyrus-vma-performance-was,33632/
"By Meredith Artley, Managing Editor Of CNN.com"
There was nothing, and I mean nothing, about that story that related to the important news of the day, the chronicling of significant human events, or the idea that journalism itself can be a force for positive change in the world. For Christs sake, there was an accompanying story with the headline Mileys Shocking Moves. In fact, putting that story front and center was actually doing, if anything, a disservice to the public. And come to think of it, probably a disservice to the hundreds of thousands of people dying in Syria, those suffering from the current unrest in Egypt, or, hell, even people who just wanted to read about the 50th anniversary of Martin Luther Kings I Have A Dream speech.
But boy oh boy did it get us some web traffic. Which is why I, Meredith Artley, managing editor of CNN.com, put the story in our top spot. Those of us watching on Google Analytics saw the number of homepage visits skyrocket the second we put up that salacious image of Miley Cyrus dancing half nude on the VMA stage. But heres where it gets great: We dont just do a top story on the VMA performance and call it day. No, no. We also throw in a slideshow called Evolution of Miley, which, for those of you who dont know, is just a way for you to mindlessly click through 13 more photos of Miley Cyrus. And if we get 500,000 of you to do that, well, 500,000 multiplied by 13 means we can get 6.5 million page views on that slideshow alone. Throw in another slideshow titled 6 dont miss VMA moments, and its starting to look like a pretty goddamned good Monday, numbers-wise. Also, there are two videosone of the event and then some bullshit two-minute clip featuring our entertainment experts talking about the performance
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So, as managing editor of CNN.com, I want our readers to know this: All you are to us, and all you will ever be to us, are eyeballs. The more eyeballs on our content, the more cash we can ask for. Period. And if were able to get more eyeballs, that means Ive done my job, which gets me congratulations from my bosses, which encourages me to put up even more stupid bullshit on the homepage
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To be sure, I could have argued that Miley Cyrus performance merited the top spot on our website because it was significant in terms of whats happening in the world of pop culture, or that her over-the-top theatrics are worth covering because they are somehow representative of the lengths to which performers must go to stand out in the current entertainment landscape. But who the fuck are we kidding? Truth be told, anything at last nights VMAs short of Lady Gaga beheading Will Smith with a broadsword belongs tucked away in our entertainment section, far from the homepage, far from the top spot, and far from the eyes of anyone who logged on to our site this morning to see what was happening in the world. But then not nearly as many people would have seen it, which wouldnt get us the page views we want, which wouldnt get us the money we want, which wouldnt get me the congratulations I want. So you see, theres no stopping this. And what is this, you ask? Modern-day journalism. And what is modern-day journalism? Getting you to click on this link ( http://www.cnn.com/2013/08/26/showbiz/music/miley-cyrus-mtv-vmas-gaga/ ).
tanyev
(42,550 posts)trof
(54,256 posts)Kber
(5,043 posts)I thought the Onion was supposed to be satire.
BlueStreak
(8,377 posts)some yahoo invariably does exactly the preposterous thing they described in their satire.
CSStrowbridge
(267 posts)"Satire doesn't stand a chance against reality anymore." Jules Feiffer said it in 1959 and it is more true today.
Lordquinton
(7,886 posts)after Kissenger won the Nobel Peace Prize, declaring that it couldn't be topped.
Yavin4
(35,433 posts)and it's a good thing.
nadinbrzezinski
(154,021 posts)Cute dog stories, especially cute dog stories involving a forever home and a successful rescue... get more eyes than you know what to do with. A story about the County Fire Authority, that will directly affect you, or covering any of the fire boards deciding the fate of fire coverage, is a snoozer.
A story on the insert number here woman who claimed Filner assaulted her, harassed her, et al (still an allegation until we see a court of law), will get eyes on screen. A story involving the rest of the onion, not so much.
Initech
(100,063 posts)BlueJazz
(25,348 posts)I wonder how it feels to be known in your chosen field as a "Shallow Hack"
ewagner
(18,964 posts)All predicted...all a natural outgrowth of the vast wasteland that is television
malaise
(268,915 posts)Rec
Curmudgeoness
(18,219 posts)Best "quote" in the article.
Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)IronLionZion
(45,426 posts)CNN currently has Syria of course, with Everyday Racism personal stories underneath it.
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