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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsEating wings during pregnancy could affect son's penis size
I'm thinking of suing my mother.
http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2013/08/30/peta-eating-chicken-wings-during-pregnancy-could-affect-sons-penis-size/
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Eating wings during pregnancy could affect son's penis size (Original Post)
LearningCurve
Aug 2013
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BainsBane
(53,012 posts)1. come on
PETA says? Really?
Xipe Totec
(43,888 posts)2. Where wings take dream
of a full, satisfying love life.
Whiskeytide
(4,459 posts)3. Your mom?! Nah - she doesn't...
... have anything. I'm thinking a class action against the chicken wing industry, sports bars and maybe John Madden. Everyone who is on the south side of average, raise your hands so we can identify you and create a public record!!!!
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)4. Exclude Madden--I'm suing him over my popcorn popper injuries...
LearningCurve
(488 posts)6. What about the city of Buffalo?
I like your ideas. Hopefully, I'll get enough money for that surgery I've had my eye on.
Motown_Johnny
(22,308 posts)5. My self-censored response:
Stereotypes
Penis size
Eating chicken
I think we need someone to double check these results.
P.S. I sincerely hope this doesn't come off as offensive. Ya never know if a joke is going to be taken as just a joke or not.
Glassunion
(10,201 posts)11. I'll take it as a compliment...
cynatnite
(31,011 posts)7. Wow. My son is gonna be pissed. n/t
woo me with science
(32,139 posts)8. You should see the stats for McNuggets. nt
SidDithers
(44,228 posts)9. My mind went straight to Austin Powers...
Sid
gopiscrap
(23,725 posts)10. WTF