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backscatter712

(26,355 posts)
Fri Aug 30, 2013, 02:49 PM Aug 2013

Whee! We're about to get a kabuki fireworks show!

Fundamentally, that's what this is.

Thankfully, we're not invading. At least not this year. Maybe down the road if our politicians continue to act like jerkwads.

But this week, what we're looking at is a CNN-televised cruise-missile attack show.

Maybe a few dozen Tomahawks or similar weapons will be used. We'll be watching the whole shitshow on cable news, seeing the missile nose-cams showing various buildings or vehicles rushing at the camera before it goes to static, and we'll see the kabooms and fireballs from the news crews on the ground.

And we'll watch the fireworks, and go oooh, and aaaah. And then we'll be horrified when we see who got killed - chances are good that a few of them will miss and blow up civilians. Oops.

In the end, it'll solve nothing.

Bashar Assad will continue murdering his own people by the hundreds of thousands. Maybe he'll stop using sarin, and switch to murdering them with machine guns and napalm. But the murder will continue, and probably increase.

And the tension levels in the Middle East will spike up. And the politicians will yell at each other. And our politicians will mutually slap each others' backs and congratulate themselves on how they were Tough on the Eeeeevil Dictator.

Meanwhile, our world continues to get shittier.

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Whee! We're about to get a kabuki fireworks show! (Original Post) backscatter712 Aug 2013 OP
maybe later bigtree Aug 2013 #1
That's right - there has to be the show of Sunshine and Happiness after it's all over. backscatter712 Aug 2013 #3
CIA..........CNN is really pushing for war with Syria. Dawson Leery Aug 2013 #2
Really? This is the first thing I saw MuseRider Aug 2013 #4
Operation ENDURING PAYDAY Octafish Aug 2013 #5
Also sickening to read MuseRider Aug 2013 #7
Operation Pump Spike n/t backscatter712 Aug 2013 #6
Of course! n/t MuseRider Aug 2013 #8
Operation Stop Gas! backscatter712 Aug 2013 #9
Operation Rob the Middle Class durablend Aug 2013 #10
Gas the Middle Class! n/t backscatter712 Aug 2013 #12
I am so fucking sick and tired woo me with science Aug 2013 #11

backscatter712

(26,355 posts)
3. That's right - there has to be the show of Sunshine and Happiness after it's all over.
Fri Aug 30, 2013, 02:55 PM
Aug 2013

Once we bring in our own eeeeevil dictator Democratically Elected Leader, and democratize the fuck out of them, we can show the world how happy the people are (happiness is mandatory, on pain of death).

MuseRider

(34,105 posts)
4. Really? This is the first thing I saw
Fri Aug 30, 2013, 02:55 PM
Aug 2013

as I came in here this time. Crap, really? Don't answer. I think we all knew if there was any way this could be done it would be done.

What shall we name it this time?

Octafish

(55,745 posts)
5. Operation ENDURING PAYDAY
Fri Aug 30, 2013, 03:06 PM
Aug 2013

Which, as a Democrat of the Democratic wing of the Democratic Pary, is sickening to write.

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