Unijogger?

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Authorities responding to report of man with bomb discover runner with weight vest and iPhone

What began as a report of a man walking down FM 706 in Hudson with a bomb strapped to his chest Tuesday morning ended in the discovery of a man jogging with a weight vest and his iPhone.

According to Hudson Police Chief Jimmy Casper and Angelina County Sheriff’s Office Sgt. Sergio Luna, around 7:30 a.m. law enforcement received a report of man dressed in all black walking down FM 706 with a bomb strapped to himself. "The woman was very descriptive in the information she gave us - white wires going down to a white box.", Hudson Police Chief Jimmy Casper said following the incident.

Angelina County Sheriff Greg Shanches said that although the incident ended up not being a safety concern, he applauds the public for paying attention."We're just glad that people are aware of their surroundings," the Sherriff said.

http://lufkindailynews.com/news/local/article_e20c558a-0f33-11e3-b52f-001a4bcf887a.html

[KittyWampus]

1. some people see boogie men under their beds even as adults.

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4. my favorite part is the sheriff applauding the woman for

"being aware of her surroundings" as opposed to totally confused by them.

[KittyWampus]

2. I'm sure Apple haters will agree the iPhone is a horrifying device though.

[NightWatcher]

3. Stop looking for things to be scared of

We're going to be ok.

[Voice for Peace]

5. even if we are not it's all over so quickly.

Anything can happen, always, no exceptions,
and I don't want to spend my brief time on earth
being scared.

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6. at least not by joggers with iPhones nt

[Liberal_in_LA]

7. bwahhhh