A member of WHAT? Come CAPTION Dana Rohrabacher (R-CA) from the Congressional Science Committee!!!

[skip fox]

Dana ("Just don't call me late-for-summer!&quot Rohrabacher is saying: "I admit, I was wrong about global warming or climate change or whatever you want to call it. . . . I said on the record that it was a scam perpetuated by scientists in order to get lucrative government grants, tenure, promotion, and more scientific jobs. . . . Boy was I wrong! . . . I was blind! . . . Somehow I couldn't see the big picture. . . . But now I know the truth! . . . Actually global warming is a scam perpetuated by thousands of leaders from over four-dozen nations in order to establish a one-world government . . . . because, they claim, only a one-world government can solve a massive (but fake) worldwide disaster. . . . It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong, but 'the facts are the facts,' as they say."

[Half-Century Man]

1. Somebody call California please...

...Their idiot is out wandering around again.


It was once observed the the fact that stupidity isn't painful seems unfair. I say that stupidity is painful, because when he speaks, my ears hurt.

[skip fox]

2. CAPTIONing at DU is, of course, a creative activity/sport although

we often try to channel our subjects hypocrisy, stupidity, dishonesty, etc., or simply have them say what they'd love to say if they thought they could get away with it.

I admit, my CAPTION is only a collapsing of Dana Rohrabacher's ideas strung on the silver thread of admitting he was wrong. "Sometimes it's hard to satirize these freaks," as Richard LaPauvre once admitted.

The following story from The Nation set me off this a.m.:

http://www.thenation.com/blog/175697/science-committee-congressman-global-warming-fraud-create-global-government#axzz2dkAUg1yU

[LuvNewcastle]

3. "We must completely ruin the Earth so Jesus will come back and

fix everything. The global warming believers are trying to keep Jesus from coming back."

[skip fox]

4. Wow! Realization after realization! This boy's "running the board!!!" This "crazy hoard" on a neck,

this turtle of sense, this migraine without a brain, this thimble in an ocean, this . . . etc.

[rustydog]

5. "...And all this blah, blah, blah stuff about gravity? WRONG!!!"

" I have it on good authority that the Liberal "scientist" who opine that the world spins at a rate that keeps us firmly on good old earth NEVER put a GI Joe doll on a basketball and spun it!!!

TRY IT! Go ahead! Poor Joe flies right off into space!!! You can prove it yourself that gravity is a Liberal hoax!

[skip fox]

6. "And I can guarantee you that climate change is just as fake as evolution, and climate stability

just as true as Creationism!!"

[Johonny]

7. Global warming is as real as the movie script I sold to Joseph Medawar

[skip fox]

8. "Science was made up by those who couldn't understand religion."