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The Mother of All Deceptions!! Please come CAPTION Bill O'Reilly!!!
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Bill ("Why am I always surrounded by idiots?"
O'Reilly is saying: "Bernie, Bernie, Bernie. . . . Obama should want to come on The Factor for a fair-and-balanced interview. . . . And you know I'd give him just that! . . . I only want to ask him why he has not yet resigned over the Benghazi Affair, or why there should not be impeachment charges brought against him for using the Post Office to stifle opposition, or why he's not in federal court answering charges of malfeasance, criminal mischief, and accessory to murder for the other actions he has taken world-wide. . . . In fact, it's in Obama's interest to come onto The Factor and clear these matters up. . . . He should jump at the chance!!! . . . Or am I missing something? . . . And you say?"
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Bill-O: "Ah, Bernie, whatsa matter? Somebody say something mean to you? You gonna cry?"
Bernie: "Is that why you have me on your show? Just to make fun of me and taunt me?"
Bill-O "Let's see those waterworks, Bern. Let's see how a big boy cries!"
Bernie: "Why are you being so mean? I'm always nice to you! . . Why? . . Oh why?"
Bill-O: "Because you need it done, bucko. You got this whine at low burn all over your face everytime I see you. Makes me want to give you a slap."
Bernie: "WHaaaaaa!. . . WHaaaaaa!"
Bill-O: "Freakin' baby! . . . You should learn to grow up and be a mature adult like me. . . Careful you don't p*ss yourself."