President Obama Sent Me a Box of Chocolates.

[MineralMan]

I opened it and ate one.

It had a fucking coconut center. I hate coconut! I threw the whole box in the garbage can.

Obama has lost my vote in 2016, damn it! Coconut! I wanted a vanilla creme center.

Now, I'm going to bed to sulk. My day is ruined.

[Skidmore]

1. ROFL

Too funny and well played.

[Pretzel_Warrior]

2. He only sent them to you because he saw his poll numbers

WE, the PEOPLE, sent you those chocolates!

[polichick]

3. Good thing the people intervened - he planned to send you...

some missiles.

[MineralMan]

6. Missiles?

Those sell pretty well on eBay, I understand. Not like fucking coconut-filled chocolates.

[mcar]

23. I like coconut filled chocolates

He sent me caramel ones and I can't eat those. He's incompetent. How could he not get our orders right?

[MineralMan]

24. The NSA screwed up.

The caramel ones should have gone to misanthrope.

[mcar]

47. Damn you Snowden

He messed with the NSA. Greenwald told me.

[msanthrope]

4. You only got those chocolates because you held his feet to the fire. nt

[MineralMan]

7. Yeah. So I'm supposed to be grateful, I guess.

I'd be grateful for vanilla creme. After all I've done for him...

[msanthrope]

9. You never loved him. nt

[MineralMan]

11. I did. But he sent me coconut centers.

I AM NEVER VOTING FOR HIM AGAIN!

[msanthrope]

12. Why do you hate coconut? I'm looking to accuse you of some some

deep-seated ism or phobia, so help me out here, okay?

[MineralMan]

17. All coconut today is GMO.

Damn Monsanto! It gives me the gas. Then my wife makes me sleep in tbe recliner. Obama knows this, because NSA. I am being mocked...

[msanthrope]

19. Of course Obama uses the GMO coconut--the MIC has completely taken him over. Hell, Michelle's

probably growing it in her garden.

You're probably right about the NSA knowing about your coconut/gas problems. It's pretty apparent that Agent Mike turned us all in and we are all being monitored, since DU is such an important political force. I'd FOIA my NSA file, but it would be all Magic Marker, anyway.

[MineralMan]

21. I can't post right now.

Two men in suits are at my front door. Back soon...

[msanthrope]

25. Plead the 5th!!! The 5th!!! nt

[MineralMan]

27. It was OK.

Just Mormon missionaries. I gave them each a pack of cigarettes and a cup of coffee and sent them to my brother in law's house.

[msanthrope]

30. Next time be sure to include condoms in your hospitality pack. nt

[MineralMan]

33. I used to do that. They made

water balloons with them.

[lpbk2713]

5. Just hold on.

Your pony is on its way.

[MineralMan]

8. Pony? I don't want a stupid pony.

I WANT VANILLA CREME CENTERS, Dammit!

[Motown_Johnny]

43. Pony can be delicious too..

If prepared correctly

[MineralMan]

45. Does not go with chocolate at all.

[WonderGrunion]

48. Wasn't choclate pudding originally made with horse hooves?

Sounds like pony is perfectly appropriate.

[MineralMan]

51. Disgusting. I am alerting!!1!

[WonderGrunion]

62. Snopes says I'm wrong

http://www.snopes.com/food/ingredient/jello.asp

Gelatin is made from bones and hides however, so pony and chocolate is still a good pairing.

[Motown_Johnny]

60. I dunno about that. Could use a variation of Mole Poblano

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/mings-quest/mole-poblano-recipe/index.html

^snip^


Ingredients
1/4 pound sesame seeds
Olive oil, for cooking
1/4 pound almonds
1/4 pound peanuts
3 bananas or plantains
1 pound raisins
1/4 pound tomatoes
1 pound fire roasted poblano chiles, rehydrated in water
1/4 teaspoon aniseeds
1/4 teaspoon cinnamon
1 ounce unsweetened Mexican chocolate
2 pre-cooked turkey legs


Read more at: http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/mings-quest/mole-poblano-recipe/index.html?oc=linkback




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[MineralMan]

63. You may have something there...

Caballito Mole. Hmm...

[Earth_First]

10. Shit.

...and here I thought I was getting a personally signed Christmas card.

I swear the intern stamped it!

[pinboy3niner]

13. It was a coded message about the meaning of life

[MineralMan]

14. LOL!

[leftstreet]

15. I've noticed today on DU Chocolate Rations are up!

[MineralMan]

18. Well, be careful. the ones with the curlique

squiggles have coconut centers. You have been warned.

[rug]

16. You never know what you're gonna get.

[2ndAmForComputers]

20. Is this what passes for insightful these days?

[MineralMan]

22. You tell me...

[Aerows]

32. You were the one that made the post

you tell the rest of us.

[MineralMan]

34. Why, so I was...

Thanks for your thoughtful reply.

[Aerows]

42. You are welcome

I'm always willing to step up to the plate!

[Aerows]

29. I thought about all the things I could say

about how it passed for ...

And then I pretty much agreed with you. Wake me up when somebody says something interesting.

[Aerows]

26. I got a pony.

I was expecting a sheep or a goat.

I got a pony.

[99Forever]

28. Ahhh yes...

... belittle people that don't agree with you 100%.

Brilliant fucking strategy! That otta change a lot of minds.



Political geniuses abound around here.

[MineralMan]

31. Lol...

[Whisp]

36. ROFLMAO!

...

[Aerows]

38. Horrible ideas don't seem to end, do they, my friend?

Churning never seems to produce ice cream when the ingredients are bull, crap and ... more of the same.

[msanthrope]

54. No way you're voting for Obama in 2016, then? nt

[MineralMan]

81. Guess not.

Oh, well. Ron Paul it is, then...

[99Forever]

94. Yeah ...

... because Barack Obama is the only candidate that matters.

Fucking geniuses everywhere.

[Whisp]

35. DU is like a box of chocolates.

But we all know what we are going to get whenever a 'scandal' comes up.

[MineralMan]

40. Shrimp, I think...

[Aerows]

46. Shrimp would rock

I think I got snot flavored ...

[MineralMan]

79. I got earwax flavored last time.

[Aerows]

96. It was an especially ugly scene

when I got vomit flavored .

[Aerows]

44. I'd be happy to get a raspberry cream

I think I got turnip green. And there wasn't any chocolate either.

[MineralMan]

49. Those are great. But coconut? Yuck!

[Aerows]

52. I don't want any coconut, either :(

Maybe we can trade with someone, but that's yucky flavored.

[MineralMan]

57. See, we agree...

[Aerows]

61. We are all aboard no coconut tasting crap

I'm shipping with you on this deck.

[fadedrose]

37. Fool! Coconut's the best kind....

[MineralMan]

41. Bletch...

[Aerows]

53. Eww

just .. eww.

[JustAnotherGen]

39. Ha!

[zipplewrath]

50. Is this really within the SOP?

It's darn close to whining about DU.

[MineralMan]

56. President Obama is in the title. It is

about politics. That is in the SOP, I'm sure.

[zipplewrath]

74. It was about chocolates

I realize it was allegorical, but not about politics, but about whining about DU.

[MineralMan]

76. Oh, dear me...

[Brigid]

55. I got orange cream centers.

I don't like orange cream centers.

[Aerows]

59. Do you like coconut?

I'm not fond of orange, but it's better than coconut

[Brigid]

64. OK, trade ya.

[Aerows]

65. Have I told you lately that I love you, too, Brigid?

You rock

[Brigid]

67. And I love you too Aerows.

[Aerows]

69. This looks like the start

of a great relationship, Louis

[MineralMan]

71. See. They can't do anything right.

[HangOnKids]

58. Good! You sulking and a ruined day.

How perfect!

[MineralMan]

75. Whee!

[bravenak]

66. You got my chocolates and I got yours.

Come get these vanilla cremes. Give me my coconuts.

[Aerows]

68. I actually don't like sweets

I'm just in the thread for the fun of it. LOL. I'd prefer a roast, some greens and potatoes.

[bravenak]

72. Love me some greens! With fat back or bacon.

But I love sweets too. Almond joy makes a cake frosting. Love it so much!
This is fun. It's nice to see we can all agree on something.
Like how everybody that hates coconut never loved Obama anyway because of Hawaii. I loved him more.
Obama 2016? No? Ok, no.

[Aerows]

77. Greens and bacon?

Hello, may I cook for everybody and eat, too?

[bravenak]

84. Yep greens and bacon. Coconut cream pie.

I'm shameful. Like a black Paula Dean. Or she's a white me? We cook the same.
You may.

[Aerows]

87. Greens and bacon, yes

Coconot.... no Coconooooo. LOL.

[bravenak]

91. I know.

Y'all never loved him. Hawaii loves coconut and Obama. So do I.
I'll love coconut for all of us.
Remember coconut snickers? Ummmmmm! I hope they start making those again.

[Aerows]

92. Eh, What?

I think I must have smacked myself in the head too hard because I have to say, WTF?

[bravenak]

93. Do I have to make sense?

I was not informed of that.

[Aerows]

95. :P

No, you don't

[randome]

70. You idiot!

[hr][font color="blue"][center]A ton of bricks, a ton of feathers. It's still gonna hurt.[/center][/font][hr]

[MineralMan]

73. PERSONAL ATTACK!

AD HOMINIM! IPSO FATSO!

[Sheldon Cooper]

78. Wow, this is lame.

Even for you.

[MineralMan]

80. Thanks. I try.

[Logical]

82. So you compare bombing another country to this? Classy. n-t

[MineralMan]

83. Did I do that?

No, I looked. I didn't. Whew!

[Logical]

86. Sure you did, and you know it. Like I said, classy as usual. n-t

[MineralMan]

89. I think you are confused, or

in the wrong thread, perhaps. Never mind.

[name not needed]

85. I will never forgive Obama for ordering a drone strike on your sense of humor.

[RetroLounge]

88. Oh, look ma, a circle jerk!

RL

[MineralMan]

90. You won!

That was fast...