First thought, already too late. . . . Please come CAPTION Bill O'Reilly!!!!!

[skip fox]

Bill (“They ‘wish my mother had been on the pill’? What the heck does that mean???) O’Reilly is saying: “No, no, no! . . . I’ dead serious, Colmes. . . . If Obama says it will be ‘an unbelievably small air-strike against Syria, that obviously means he’s planning on bombing midgets! . . . I know! I know! . . . He’s going to bomb Syrian Midgetville. . . . where they got all these little buildings and cars and midget horses and stuff . . . and toilets the size of thimbles and tattoo parlors that can fit in a shoebox . . . and soon all these little body parts scattered all over the place. . . You laugh, but I’m dead serious, Colmes. . . . In fact I’ve never been more serious about anything my entire life! . . . And you know me!"

[riversedge]

1. Put thee out to pasture billy!

[skip fox]

2. "WHAT???? . . . I'm suppoosed to say 'little people'? . . . Geez!

I'm as sensitive as the next guy and I have all kinds of respect for these people, but soon they'll be wanting me to say 'vertically challenged,' . . .or 'smallishly superior,' . . . 'miraculously condensed,' . . . or 'mushroom buddies,' . . . but don't get me wrong. . . . I love them to death, and they have all my respect!"

[skip fox]

3. Bill-O is saying:

"Colmes, please, stop trying to bother me with facts! . . . I know what I know! . . . Who do you think I am? A library???"

[skip fox]

4. "Colmes, I like you and I respect you, I just think that on this issue as on so many others

you're simply a piece of human trash. . . . And you say?"