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The Straight Story

(48,121 posts)
Thu Sep 12, 2013, 04:13 PM Sep 2013

'Ghostbuster' Huang Jianjun Allegedly Tried To Perform Exorcism With His Penis

Who you gonna call? NOT this guy.

Huang Jianjun was arrested this month in China's Guangdong Province for allegedly convincing a woman that his penis could get rid of evil spirits in her vagina, according to a translation of the Southern Metropolis Daily by the Global Times.

The victim allegedly came to the self-described "Ghostbuster" because she needed help seducing her boss who she had a crush on. That's when Jianjun allegedly pitched the unorthodox exorcism idea.

From the Global Times:

Huang then convinced (the victim) to have intercourse after explaining that ghosts in her vagina are preventing her boss from falling in love with her - ghosts he could only catch with his penis


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/24/ghostbuster-exorcism-with-penis_n_3809865.html
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'Ghostbuster' Huang Jianjun Allegedly Tried To Perform Exorcism With His Penis (Original Post) The Straight Story Sep 2013 OP
Meh, I call that Tuesday. nt Guy Whitey Corngood Sep 2013 #1
Oh those pesky Koch brothers and their busniess model! Rex Sep 2013 #2
Hey that's NOT astral ectoplasm! kenny blankenship Sep 2013 #3
SyFy Channel's gotta sign this guy up. longship Sep 2013 #4
The promo they used to use for it was a hoot pinboy3niner Sep 2013 #6
Is this him? Mnemosyne Sep 2013 #5
Sure, why not? It will work about as well as Holy Water and prayers. 1-Old-Man Sep 2013 #7

longship

(40,416 posts)
4. SyFy Channel's gotta sign this guy up.
Thu Sep 12, 2013, 04:27 PM
Sep 2013

Last night I was eating wonderful homemade fish and chips at my local pub -- ten miles away, but about the closest thing to civilization here. They had SyFy on which was broadcasting Ghost Mines (or was it Mine Ghosts, I don't recall).

It was one of those programs where dudes and dudettes go to scary dark places and scare each other by pretending that they see or hear stuff. "Did you hear that? I dunno what that was! Therefore.... GHOST!"

Of course, they're festooned with all sorts of gizmos that putatively detect ghosts, but merely provide cover for them finding ever more alleged mysteries, which are all explained the same way... GHOSTS!

Wish I could post that pic of the funny haired guy. iPhone can no longer do that.


pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)
6. The promo they used to use for it was a hoot
Thu Sep 12, 2013, 04:37 PM
Sep 2013

Dark, scary house. "Scientists" with tons of ghost-detecting equipment. One says, "Did you hear that? It sounds EVIL!"


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