When nothing is better. . . . Please come CAPTION Rush Limbaugh.

[skip fox]

Rush ("I like to dry hump a wire brush. It gives me an edge.&quot Limbaugh is saying: "Ladies and gentlemen, the ghetto is taking over America. . . . I mean, drive past any street corner and realize that for each young African-American or Hispanic that you see, behind the scene there are at least three of four baby-momas, each off which has three or four babies by different fathers, each of which will grow up to have at lease three or four baby-mamas and daddies themselves, not to mention a thousand more kids. . . . It's a Ponzi scheme. . . . It's just like if you see one cockroach on the counter that means there are millions more in the walls . . . . and they're all around you just waiting to come out! . . . . Just how is it racist to point out the obvious? . . . It's just math, ladies and gentlemen."

[Democracyinkind]

1. "I hate homosexuals but I do enjoy sucking on phallic objects"

Also, I like fucking Costa Rican prostitutes. All hail the Moral Majority!

[kelliekat44]

2. This is how the elite RW keeps their fodder in tow. He will never mention whites on welfare

or the number of out-of-wedlock births among white teens, or the number of abortions that well-off whites have because they can pay their doctors to do this in secret under various kinds of hospital privileges. Their needs to a show that follows every one of his programs that refutes everything that he says using a blowhard from the left who is equally as obnoxious.

[skip fox]

3. "I constantly dream about swimming through a thick, chunky, fecal stew.

I wonder why?"

[gopiscrap]

4. This is a talking hemmrhoid

[skip fox]

5. "Once I gave a beggar a buck.

I've had nightmares ever since."