The Senate is a terrible thing to waste! . . . Please come CAPTION Rand Paul!!

[skip fox]

Last edited Tue Sep 17, 2013, 02:37 PM - Edit history (1)

Rand Paul ("I think I'm in love with my Ayn Rand blowup doll!&quot Paul is saying: "And not only should we restore felons' voting rights upon release, we should allow and even encourage them to buy weapons and receive carry permits . . . . even before they're released! . . . There'd be a lot fewer fights and prison rapes if people knew Shorty's packin'!"


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CAPTION loosely based on the following Huffington Post story:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/17/rand-paul-felons-voting_n_3941171.html

[Jackpine Radical]

1. I can't do it.

It makes my head hurt to even try to think like him.

[gopiscrap]

2. Danger! Sink hole ahead!

[skip fox]

3. "If I ever get to be president, Jesus Christ will be my co-pilot

and Sarah Palin my Vice-President. . . . I'm thinking of Glenn Beck for Secretary of State because of his moderate and considered views."

[Erose999]

4. Don't mess with Rand Paul, or there will be hell toupee'.

[Blue Owl]

5. Don't bother measuring the WH for rugs, Rand

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