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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region Forums"Keep the car running. We'll be in-and-out in seconds." Please come CAPTION Darrell Issa!!!!
Darrell (ol' Pop-a-Lock) Issa is saying: "You bet, Clayton. We're expecting some bombshell testimony today. . . . It's likely to blow the whole Benghazi affair wide open . . . Even the main stream media will have to take note. . . . First we have a receptionist for Secretary Clinton who was fired because she knew about The Secretary's collusion with sending officials into the Witness Protection Program so we cannot call them before the Committee. . . . The State Department claims she was let go because she missed over 73% of her scheduled work days, but she says she was a single mom an called in every time. . . . Then we have a State Department janitor who claims he saw Al-Qaeda memos in the trash with bulls-eyes painted on the Benghazi consulate a week-and-a-half before the terrorist attack. . . . Well, you get the picture, Clayton. . . . Americans should strap themselves in and get ready for the ride of their lives!!!"
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"Keep the car running. We'll be in-and-out in seconds." Please come CAPTION Darrell Issa!!!! (Original Post)
skip fox
Sep 2013
OP
He telegraphed to the nation on Bill Maher that he was going to do witchhunts for
MindMover
Sep 2013
#1
CAPTIONing at DU has traditionally benn a creative activity, but we often try to channel
skip fox
Sep 2013
#3
MindMover
(5,016 posts)1. He telegraphed to the nation on Bill Maher that he was going to do witchhunts for
the entire time Obama is in office ... this guy is a certified nutjob ....
Drale
(7,932 posts)2. Ah yes a women who called off 73% of the time and
a Janitor who claims he saw a paper with a bulls-eye. Does Darrell really believe that this are credible witnesses?
skip fox
(19,356 posts)3. CAPTIONing at DU has traditionally benn a creative activity, but we often try to channel
our subject's essence, or make him say what he would say if the thought he could get away with it, or to expose his hypocrisy, or. . .
But it's getting "damned near impossible to satirize these freaks," as Richard LaPauvre says.
Johonny
(20,685 posts)4. Did I have 6 Benghazi hearings or only 5, To tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitem
But being as this is a mock issue we are using to distract your audience from real issues facing this nation, the most powerful bullshit in the world, you have to ask yourself have you bought a car alarm yet?
alcibiades_mystery
(36,437 posts)5. New Campaign Song
skip fox
(19,356 posts)6. "I seem so honest and heartfelt, sometimes I fall in love with myself
and loose contro of my bladder."