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FourScore

(9,704 posts) Wed Sep 18, 2013, 11:16 PM Sep 2013

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This passed across my computer screen last night and just cracked me up:

"It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time. Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned. We were just misinterpreting it."

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/09/18/1239845/-Shortest-one-joke-diary-ever-but-funny

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This passed across my computer screen last night and just cracked me up: (Original Post) FourScore Sep 2013 OP

Yup, me too!!! elleng Sep 2013 #1

I have always been for the legalization of marijuana...now more so than ever! Behind the Aegis Sep 2013 #2

And stoned girls too! n/t left on green only Sep 2013 #12

I'm sharing this one. Control-Z Sep 2013 #3

I read that here months ago, but well worth seeing again, so thanks for the reminder. will bring niyad Sep 2013 #4

LOL ismnotwasm Sep 2013 #5

Am I going to hell for finding this funny? lonestarnot Sep 2013 #6

I don't think so, but if you do... CaliforniaPeggy Sep 2013 #7

LOL lonestarnot Sep 2013 #8

I think you are in hell if you don't find it funny. zeemike Sep 2013 #9

Hell has humor, but it's mostly bad puns. Spitfire of ATJ Sep 2013 #10

Brilliant. nt BootinUp Sep 2013 #11

Hey if it's in Leviticus! Initech Sep 2013 #13

elleng

(130,822 posts)

1. Yup, me too!!!

Reply to FourScore (Original post)

Wed Sep 18, 2013, 11:18 PM

Sep 2013

Behind the Aegis

(53,934 posts)

2. I have always been for the legalization of marijuana...now more so than ever!

Reply to FourScore (Original post)

Wed Sep 18, 2013, 11:20 PM

Sep 2013

There's gonna be a lot of stoned guys!

left on green only

(1,484 posts)

12. And stoned girls too! n/t

Reply to Behind the Aegis (Reply #2)

Thu Sep 19, 2013, 01:42 AM

Sep 2013

Control-Z

(15,682 posts)

3. I'm sharing this one.

Reply to FourScore (Original post)

Wed Sep 18, 2013, 11:23 PM

Sep 2013

Love it!!

niyad

(113,205 posts)

4. I read that here months ago, but well worth seeing again, so thanks for the reminder. will bring

Reply to FourScore (Original post)

Wed Sep 18, 2013, 11:24 PM

Sep 2013

that up if anyone here in fundieville bashes marriage equality.

ismnotwasm

(41,971 posts)

5. LOL

Reply to FourScore (Original post)

Wed Sep 18, 2013, 11:26 PM

Sep 2013

lonestarnot

(77,097 posts)

6. Am I going to hell for finding this funny?

Reply to FourScore (Original post)

Wed Sep 18, 2013, 11:27 PM

Sep 2013

CaliforniaPeggy

(149,560 posts)

7. I don't think so, but if you do...

Reply to lonestarnot (Reply #6)

Wed Sep 18, 2013, 11:33 PM

Sep 2013

At least all your friends will be there!

lonestarnot

(77,097 posts)

8. LOL

Reply to CaliforniaPeggy (Reply #7)

Wed Sep 18, 2013, 11:38 PM

Sep 2013

zeemike

(18,998 posts)

9. I think you are in hell if you don't find it funny.

Reply to lonestarnot (Reply #6)

Wed Sep 18, 2013, 11:59 PM

Sep 2013

Hell has no humor, that is what makes it hell.

Spitfire of ATJ

(32,723 posts)

10. Hell has humor, but it's mostly bad puns.

Reply to zeemike (Reply #9)

Thu Sep 19, 2013, 12:38 AM

Sep 2013

BootinUp

(47,135 posts)

11. Brilliant. nt

Reply to FourScore (Original post)

Thu Sep 19, 2013, 12:39 AM

Sep 2013

Initech

(100,054 posts)

13. Hey if it's in Leviticus!

Reply to FourScore (Original post)

Thu Sep 19, 2013, 01:51 AM

Sep 2013

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