"I can even lie in my sleep!" . . . Please come CAPTION Darrell Issa!!!

[skip fox]

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Darrell ("Always wear gloves and carry a false I.D.&quot Issa is saying: "So, Admiral Mullen, you claim that every effort was made to help Ambassador Stevens and others under attack at Benghazi. And you claim you have even double checked the information. . . . . Seriously, don't you expect the Committee to be skeptical when you and every other witness has testified in a similar manner? . . . You've all said exactly the same thing!!! . . Why won't you come clean to this Committee and the American public as to who has schooled you and the others. . . . Was it the President or one of his lackeys who insisted you all be on the same page? . . . Was it Secretary Clinton? . . . Don't you think after over a year that it's time to fess up? . . . Or do you want to be held in Contempt of Congress? . . . Just what is it? . . . After all, we're here to get at the truth."

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CAPTION very loosely based on the following Media Matters story:


http://mediamatters.org/blog/2013/09/19/watch-conservative-medias-favorite-benghazi-myt/195971

[vanlassie]

1. ASSHAT... See: "Issa, Darrell"

[Nanjing to Seoul]

2. In a photo with no date, the recipient of the world's biggest douchebag speaks into a microphone

looking like he's constipated and trying not to shit in his pants.

[skip fox]

6. You forgot about the industrial sized butt-plug that is standard issue for House Republicans.

But when that blows . . . ! Well, you better be wearing a slicker.

[Boom Sound 416]

3. Peter! Wwwhhhaaats happening?

I'm gonna need to go ahead and screw you on Saturday. Yeah. Oh and I'm gonna need to screw you on sunday too.

Thanks!

[trusty elf]

4. ........

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[skip fox]

5. "Max, go put the bodies in the car and bring me the gas can. . . .

Don't worry. . . . I'll take care of it."

[skip fox]

7. "I am seeking permission to have a bit of waterboarding in our next meeting.

I mean to get to the truth one way or another!"