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CatWoman

(79,294 posts)
Sun Sep 22, 2013, 04:06 PM Sep 2013

Local politician requires penis amputation after ‘enthusiastic’ Viagra overdose

A 66-year-old politician in Columbia underwent a penis amputation after, according to doctors, he “enthusiastically overdosed on Viagra.”

The man, who wishes to remain anonymous but claims to be a former member of the Gigante municipal council, went to the hospital after his penis began to ache a few days into the erection.

Gigante doctors were unable to cope with the complications and referred the man to Neiva, which has more sophisticated medical facilities.

Doctors in Neiva found that the man’s penis was inflamed, fractured and beginning to show signs of gangrene. The threat of the latter spreading left the doctors with no choice but to amputate his penis.

“The patient showed bruising on the testicles and the remainder of his penis, was treated and is recovering well,” a doctor told a local newspaper.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/09/22/local-politician-requires-penis-amputation-after-enthusiastic-viagra-overdose/





Just figured you guys needed a break from political news

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Local politician requires penis amputation after ‘enthusiastic’ Viagra overdose (Original Post) CatWoman Sep 2013 OP
Of course he would live in a place called Gigante. NuclearDem Sep 2013 #1
rimshot CatWoman Sep 2013 #6
Guess he did not hear the commerical about lasting more than four hours. Thinkingabout Sep 2013 #2
That's what I was thinking. n/t Uncle Joe Sep 2013 #11
No irony at all in "...former member of the Gigante municipal council..." nt MADem Sep 2013 #3
Riiiight NV Whino Sep 2013 #4
It began to ache "a few days" into the erection. DAYS. TwilightGardener Sep 2013 #5
Poor man. This is a terrible thing to happen to anyone. roguevalley Sep 2013 #15
Suffering succotash Oilwellian Sep 2013 #7
Cat, I just showed this story to my husband Oilwellian Sep 2013 #8
bwahahahaha CatWoman Sep 2013 #14
Gigante? lol LittleBlue Sep 2013 #9
Is his wife OK? safeinOhio Sep 2013 #10
He got the shaft. Arugula Latte Sep 2013 #12
Well. I guess this man will have a hillacious lawsuit to file in the near future. Baitball Blogger Sep 2013 #13
"member of the Gigante municipal council" Cooley Hurd Sep 2013 #16
It was 'fractured'? Wouldn't it have to have bone in it to be 'fractured'? Triana Sep 2013 #17
It can happen to an erect penis, and it's quite serious DavidDvorkin Sep 2013 #18
Damn. Triana Sep 2013 #20
This message was self-deleted by its author tammywammy Sep 2013 #19
Must have been malaise Sep 2013 #22
former member's former member. flvegan Sep 2013 #21
Note that his right arm is in a sling...nt PCIntern Sep 2013 #23

Oilwellian

(12,647 posts)
7. Suffering succotash
Sun Sep 22, 2013, 04:32 PM
Sep 2013

WHY did I think of Sylvester the Cat when I saw this guy's face? Then again, he could be Yosemite Sam!

 

Cooley Hurd

(26,877 posts)
16. "member of the Gigante municipal council"
Sun Sep 22, 2013, 06:35 PM
Sep 2013

Hahahahahahahaha!!


Hahahahaha!!!!!


Hahahaha!!!


Hahaha!!!!!

Who needs the Onion or the Daily Show?? This shit writes itself!!!

 

Triana

(22,666 posts)
17. It was 'fractured'? Wouldn't it have to have bone in it to be 'fractured'?
Sun Sep 22, 2013, 06:45 PM
Sep 2013

All jokes aside, there are no bones in the penis. So how was it fractured?

Response to Triana (Reply #17)

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