How did Glenn Beck get so smart?

[Hubert Flottz]

How does a guy like Glen Beck or Mitt RobMe, get to know everything there is to know, about everything under the Sun? Home schooling? LDS kids have all those extra moms at home to teach the kids. Works great doing homework. One mom writes your paper and the other moms check your paper for errors. Then another mom grades your paper with an A plus, records your grade in her grade book while another mom eats your apple. Meanwhile, old Dad is in the backroom with yet another mom who keeps screaming, "Ohhhhhhhhh Loord I'm Coming I'm Coming!

[LuvNewcastle]

1. I think Beck is a Mormon convert, so he didn't get the

full LDS experience when he was growing up. I guess he's trying to make up for it now. He must have a harem at home.

[Hubert Flottz]

2. I'll bet they all fake orgasms

on a regular basis.

[LuvNewcastle]

3. Shit, wouldn't you? I'd do anything do get him off of me.

[Hubert Flottz]

4. Quicker than I'd do it if...

a pit bull was humping my leg!

[Rex]

5. He had/has an alias on DU.

I swear I've met this guy multiple times on DU over the past decade. Always has an answer for everything, even not politically related stuff. A codex of infinite knowledge, even the useless stuff.

[edbermac]

6. He got so smart because he knows his audience is so stoopid.

[Rex]

8. Yes very important to keep infromed!

nt.

[DemocracyInaction]

7. Same place as Rush

...out of a booze or pill bottle. Funny how that can lead to pontification.

[Xyzse]

10. To tell the truth, I don't believe his IQ/SAT score

I was trying to find confirmation of his SAT score but could not find it other than sites associated with him.

So, I don't quite trust it.
http://www.powerscore.com/sat/help/celebrity_scores.cfm
Him getting a 1530? I don't believe it. Then only going to Missouri State University?

O'Reilly at 1585? Going to Boston U, and only going to Harvard after he already has his media credentials. My BS meter is ringing.

SAT Scores were weighted higher at the time, I don't understand why they didn't go to a better school.

Since it is confidential, we can only go by what they say.

[LuvNewcastle]

11. All those bastards do is lie. If those two made those scores on their SAT,

they paid someone to take the test for them. But I think they totally made them up.

[Xyzse]

12. That's what I think so too

If they had scores like that, you'd think they would go to better universities initially.

[Jamaal510]

9. I'm still trying to figure out

how LaPierre always manages to foil our secret master plans, like when he once claimed that the Left is attempting to grab guns by not going for them yet.

[Shrike47]

13. These scores are self-reported.

In that case, my SAT score was 1657.

[Erose999]

14. He's self smarted. From nature, and smoking drugs, and doing different things.

[Hubert Flottz]

15. Bud made him wiser?

If you put Glenn's brain on the edge of a razor blade, it would look like a bb sitting on a four lane highway. I think Glenn snorts that Vapo Rub.