"Basically, 'filibuster' is just a funny word." Please come CAPTION Ted Cruz!!!!

[skip fox]

Ted ("You can take that to the betting parlor" ) Cruz is saying: "Madam Chairwoman, I rise today to speak on the behalf of millions of Americans against the prenicious effects of Obamacare before it crushes their hopes and dreams, destroys their families, and dessimates their values, leaving them destitute, mad, and utterly alone in a cold, alien world. . . . Our land will never know peace, our children will never be safe, and our way of life ever resemble the modern world again if we let this monstrous law go into effect. . . . Just how is is exaggerating to call Obamacare the greatest enemy we or any other people have ever faced?"

[NightWatcher]

1. caption my ass, this guy should be arrested by the Sgt At Arms for Anarchy on the Senate floor

He's trying to attack our good name and way of life.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

2. When filibustering one may lose body control. That's why I recommend Depends.

[thelordofhell]

3. I don't usually filibuster......but when I do, it's because I'm batshit crazy

[rustydog]

10. Not bad! "Stay crazy my friends."

[The Magistrate]

4. Not Just A Funny Word But A Funny History, Sir

Its original meaning was private military activity, and it shares its etymological roots with 'freebooter', in the old Dutch for pirate....

[skip fox]

5. "I think I may be leaking"

[skip fox]

6. "I'm not even beginning to get tired. It's just that my dreams are coming alive."

[meow2u3]

7. Either you defund Obamacare and dismantle democracy or I'll overthrow the government

and take over as President for Life.

[rustydog]

8. "I do not like to Yam My Ham."

"I do not like it Sam I am."...
"By the way, I invented oxygen and time travel."

[lonestarnot]

9. Trying to shat on America.

[Ellipsis]

11. Captain Olestra