Ted Cruz has "argument boots"

[Avalux]

Made out of black ostrich. He's not wearing them though and he's embarrassed about it - in an attempt to be comfortable, he wore a newly purchased pair of black tennis shoes.

Then he made some stupid reference to Duck Dynasty.

Was his fauxbuster some sort of Andy Kaufman performance? WTF.

[arbusto_baboso]

1. Well, in fairness...

I need a pair of boots to wade through all the bullshit that Teddy Seuss spews when he speaks. So, there is symmetry, at least.

[pinboy3niner]

2. Heeeere I come to save the daaaay...

[Avalux]

4. Hahaha! Very nice.

I couldn't help thinking of Kaufman....and wondering if Cruz may actually be clever Democrat in disguise, determined to bring down the GOP. He's putting out some really good performance art at least.

[Berlum]

3. "Republicon chickenhawk Teddy CruzMeister sucks ostrich spew." - Duck DYnasties