"Green Eggs And..."

[kpete]

You know, reminds me of a character I once read about, by I believe one of your favorite authors, Dr. Seuss and his beloved children's book, "The Bore-ax". (audience laughter)



Join me now as I read one of my favorite sections. (wild audience cheering as Jon takes out the book)

In the land of D.C., in the Senate of Snooze,
Lived the showboatiest Blab whose name was Ted Cruz.

Ted talked about health care, compared it to Nazis.
As comparisons so, he was off by a lotsy.

Health care, he said, would end this great nation.
A point made after hours of mouth masturbation.

Repeal it, defund it, erase it, deny it,
Murder it, skullfuck it, bread and deep fry it!

Video, transcript & More:
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/09/26/1241474/-MUST-SEE-Jon-Stewart-s-epic-takedown-of-Ted-Cruz-s-non-filibuster

[liberal N proud]

1. BINGO!

[DGeorge]

2. SPAM