From Right Wing Watch: Fischer: Hillary Clinton 'Could Be Our First Lesbian President'

[JRLeft]

Fischer: Hillary Clinton 'Could Be Our First Lesbian President'
Submitted by Brian Tashman on Thursday, 9/19/2013 4:00 pm

While American Family Association spokesman Bryan Fischer is confident that Americans would never elect Hillary Clinton as president because she is simply “too old” and “too saggy,” he now says that if Clinton should win, then she might be the “first lesbian president.”

Fischer pointed to an interview between Gennifer Flowers and the UK-based Daily Mail in which she claims that Bill Clinton told her that Hillary is bisexual, and therefore it isn’t out of the question that she may be having an affair with aide Huma Abedin.

Since Fischer accepts pure speculation from whatever source as indisputable fact so long as it fits his agenda, it is no surprise that he now claims that “the bottom line is that if Hillary Clinton becomes president in 2016 she will not only be our first female president she could be our first lesbian president.”

Fellow AFA radio host Sandy Rios leveled a similar charge earlier this year after Clinton released a video endorsing marriage equality. Rios suggested that the former Secretary of State might be a lesbian since she has a “love of homosexuality.”
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First all if she was, why should I give a fuck and second of all this an old right wing rumor dating back to the early nineties.

[el_bryanto]

1. Rumors about the Clintons have an indefinite shelf life

It's because of a strange temporal field surrounding the Clintons. For most normal people the rumors go in, swirl around, and decay inevitably into nothing. But the Clintons, oddly enough, project a field that place rumors in temporal stasis, keeping them ever green no matter how old they are and no matter how little sense they make.

Did you hear how Clinton killed a bunch of teenagers using a train? I'll bet our friends on the right have.

Bryant

[NuclearDem]

2. Until I heard of Bryan Fischer, I didn't think a human could medically be 100% asshole.

[stevenleser]

3. :facepalm:

[Nye Bevan]

4. The Republicans are very afraid of Hillary as a presidential candidate.

This is nasty stuff.

[rurallib]

5. this guy must jack off 10 times a day to all his fantasies

of gays and lesbians and left wing orgies.
ETA - surprised he has time to make public statements
- sure would be care shaking hands with him.

[tularetom]

6. This is the first thing I've read that would make me more likely to vote for her

Just thinking about all those religious wack jobs heads exploding might be worth all the crap we'd have to put up with if we elected another Clinton.

[DGeorge]

7. She'd also be the first Pagan Jew Muslim Terrorist Communist Fascist FemoNazi Video game president.

Don't these people have anything better to do with their increasingly limited time on the planet? Okay, so she farts once in a while. Everyone farts. So when do the wingnuts add "flatulence" to the list of offenses? She might even eat quiche!!!! That's "French" you know, so we have to rename it "Freedom Quiche". There seems to be no end to right-wing stupidity. The sad thing is that they are PROUD to be stupid. If there actually was a god, he'd rid the planet of the stupid, which would mean the end of FOX Noise.

[LibertyLover]

9. Nah, it would be "Freedom cheese and egg pie"

n/t

[DGeorge]

12. Other than the "freedom" part, that pretty much sums up quiche.

[unblock]

8. gosh, what about eleanor?

[Jamaal510]

10. So...that means Bill Clinton was a woman all this time?

[Donald Ian Rankin]

11. Top 10 signs someone is not a lesbian: has been happily married to a man for 30 years. N.T.

[Initech]

13. Ugh when will this crusty old bigot Fischer go away?