Ted's Not Excellent Adventure. Poor Ted.

[CurtEastPoint]

Little frownies everywhere!

[Happyhippychick]

1. I haz a sad

[DemoTex]

2. Is constipation endemic in the GOP leadership?

What a bunch of costive, crapulent whiners. They all look like they could use a good dose of Dulcolax.

[11 Bravo]

3. You hate me! You really, really, HATE me!

Damn it, I wish I could photoshop.

[Hutzpa]

4. This is how you get yourself Taboo

Ted 'The Adventurer' Cruz has just permanently soiled his pants, all of his peers will be
staying away from that premature adventure he has created for himself.

[Marie Marie]

5. I think he should call Ted Nugent.

They would have much to talk about.

[Link Speed]

6. He just can't get the hang of the frowny thing

That look on his face reminds me of a dog I used to have when I would catch him doing something bad.

[Blue Owl]

7. Mope-a-dope mo-fos

What a miserable lot -- SUCK IT losers...

[pinboy3niner]

8. Harry Reid gave Cruz a lovely parting gift...

...to commemorate his dignified oration.

[CrispyQ]

9. What is is about Paul Ryan's face that makes me want to punch him?

He's such an arrogant little shit, that's what it is.