Will you buy Ann Romney's new cookbook?

[grasswire]

It even has those Welsh hand pastries recipe, I hear. The ones she burned on national television.

[CurtEastPoint]

1. LOL...go read the comments at the bottom of this story in Salt Lake Tribune.

Sample: "I bet there's a section on Dancing Horse d'Oeuvres"

http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/entertainment2/56921238-223/romney-family-book-cookbook.html.csp

[pinboy3niner]

19. Heh! I was thinking "Rafalca Supreme."

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. I sure won't!

[TheCowsCameHome]

3. She certainly helped cook Mitt's goose.

[mnhtnbb]

49. LOL

[Tanuki]

4. What's it called...."To serve man?"

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[MannyGoldstein]

18. ^^^ WINNER ^^^

[Orsino]

60. Aww, yeah, DU. You never let me down. n/t

[riderinthestorm]

5. Jeez, I'm sure Ann hasn't personally cooked a thing since her days when Mitt

was in college and they had to suffer "tuna pasta casserole" (can't even call it tuna "noodle" casserole like us proles).

I hope her personal chef is getting a cut of the proceeds.

[malaise]

6. That's easy

Nfuggin'O!!

[JHB]

7. Only if her ghost writer and cooks are selling bootleg copies...

After all, the rewards should go to the people who did all the work, not someone who sat back and just wanted things handed to them (literally, on a serving tray).

[Blue Idaho]

8. Bet there is a bodacious Funeral Potatoes recipe in there...

An no I won't be getting it - I've had enough Mormon guilt recipes to last a lifetime.

[riderinthestorm]

10. And I bet there isn't a recipe for Drunken Devils On Horseback!

One of my holiday faves.... (and I speak as an equestrian).

http://notesonthego.blogspot.com/2011/12/drunken-devils-on-horseback.html

[Blue Idaho]

12. Oh Damn! That looks terrific! nt.

[riderinthestorm]

17. Oh my lord, it is... just about anything with bacon! nt

[SheilaT]

27. O!M!G! they look fabulous.

Bacon makes a lot of things wonderful.

I have a book about the Duchess of Windsor which contains some recipe for bacon which is sprinkled with brown sugar and then broiled. That sounds amazing also.

[WinkyDink]

9. Title: "How The 53% Dine." Her variation of "Pigs in A Blanket" = "Dogs in A Crate."

[TeeYiYi]

21. !

TYY

[JaneyVee]

11. Title: How To Feed Your Family For Under $200 a Day

[Nay]

57. lolol!!

[longship]

13. Why are the Welsh Hand Pastries in the meat section?

Couldn't resist. Sorry.

[MineralMan]

14. It must have been something Mitt ate....

[PoliticAverse]

15. Who? n/t

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

16. It should have a recipe for crow.

[Whisp]

20. Named Cooking the Books I assume? n/t

[struggle4progress]

22. Isn't this that lady who's been in the news for poisonin her family or's that somebody else?

I can't keep track o'all this stuff

[xfundy]

23. Yes! Warm up with hate, stare at it till it burns, torture it with rhetoric till done.

[madinmaryland]

24. It's a makeover of Soylent Green. It's People!!

[Jamaal510]

25. I'll buy her cookbook

if she pays me a thousand dollars.

[pinboy3niner]

26. What--Momma needs a new pair of car elevators? nt

[Blue Owl]

28. See p. 57 for the recipe for Car Elevator Caviar

n/t

[Historic NY]

29. She can cook?

[Scootaloo]

30. Every recipe begins with "tell your servants to..."

[cherokeeprogressive]

31. Does asking questions like this buy DU cred somehow?

Cuz damn...

[WinkyDink]

41. Lighten up, Francis.

[msanthrope]

46. Here---

[ecstatic]

32. Thanks for the laugh... But no... Those tax dodging, condescending frauds

won't receive so much as a penny from me, ever. I wonder why Queen Ann is even doing this? Nobody actually believes that she cooks... Is Bain struggling after all the bad press last year?

"I've got it! You can sell a cook book! The 47% will love it!" They are beyond delusional. Smh

[B Calm]

33. LOL, she really cooks?

[Initech]

56. I believe this book is called "1,001 Recipes Your Trusted Servants Can Cook For You!"

[B Calm]

58. LOL

[treestar]

34. Nope.

Some rightwing nuts must have given her the idea the public would care?

With the Food Network? Really? Who wouldn't buy cookbooks from professional cooks before they'd think of buying one from someone who probably has servants to cook for her?

[CTyankee]

35. well said! what gives her the right to bring back those terrible images of her from

last year's campaign? I had comfortably forgotten her shrieking "I LOVE YOU WOMEN!!!" in those clips played over and over again on TV...she was supposed to be Mitt's "secret weapon." She was even more horrific "weaponized."

[dembotoz]

36. i will wait til it gets to my local dollar store

have republican releatives
damn cheap xmas present

[NuclearDem]

37. Special section on cake, no doubt.

[msanthrope]

38. When it's remaindered to the dollar store, I will buy a copy for

my fascist uncle, and inscribe it from Ann.

I've done this with other winger tomes. The sad thing is, my uncle thinks he has inscribed copies of books from everyone from Kissinger to Coulter.

[etherealtruth]

39. Same answer I have to the question:

Will I poke myself in the eye?

I sure as hell intend to not do that!

[hatrack]

40. Photocopy page one, fill out what you want, hand it to the chef . . .

Photocopy page two, fill out what you want, hand it to the chef . . .

Photocopy page three, fill out what you want, hand it to the chef . . .

[WCGreen]

42. She makes cake, right....

[Iggo]

45. ...to let us eat it, yes.

[MurrayDelph]

43. I won't even bother looking unless it's remaindered

For them, I refuse to pay anything retail above 47%

[jmowreader]

44. Because of the last line in every recipe, I won't

"Serves 45."

[Tanuki]

48. I thought you were going to say the last line of each recipe would be

"that's all you people need to know!"

[jmowreader]

61. Naah...it's a cookbook with a Mormon grandmother's name on the cover

Even if she didn't write the thing (Mitt's personal cheap-bastardness is legendary - remember the big laugh we all had when we learned he wears dress shirts from Costco? - so it's highly probable that Ann doesn't actually have servants) you know Sunday dinner in Mitt and Ann's house looks like chowtime at Camp Lejeune.

[Initech]

47. Does it come with a car elevator?

[Coyotl]

50. I need another dozen lobster recipes, and I'm fresh out of caviar ideas....

Maybe she knows what to do with caviar for appetizers

[JoePhilly]

51. I hear the "Filet of Rafalca" recipe is delicous.

Of course, you have to spend a fortune to get a few ponds of Dressage Horse, but once you get past that ... ummm "hurdle" ... its a snap.

[karynnj]

52. No - because she is Ann Romney and because I find most celebrity cookbooks to be awful

Even though we cooked only vegetarian and fish in the late 1980s and 1990s, I ignored Linda McCartney's cookbooks - even though her husband was among my favorite musicians - because I had this bias having looked at so many useless celebrity cookbooks. I finally did buy one of hers and was surprised that it was not bad -- but, while I still use several cookbooks from that time - her cookbook is not among the 100 or so on the shelves in the house. ( It is in a book case in the garage along with others that I wanted to keep, but were not in the top tier. )

[BBbats]

53. Cookbook?

It may be a phonetic phrase book to show you how to speak to your Spanish speaking cook.

[Initech]

54. Title: "You people stop it! This is hard!"

[Trillo]

55. If it doesn't have baker's percentages, then

Nope, not evah gonna happen.

[HappyMe]

59. Why? Isn't it just one page

that says, "Ring for the chef. Tell him what you want."