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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)In a special Sunday radio address, House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) delivered a health tip to the American people, advising them to delay getting cancer for a year.
Were involved in a high-stakes fight over our freedom from centralized government control of our lives, said Mr. Boehner, speaking on behalf of his House colleagues. You can do your part by delaying getting cancer.
He added that heart disease, emphysema, and diabetes were among a laundry list of conditions that would be patriotic to avoid for a year.
If you delay getting any of these things for the next twelve months, together we will win this fight, he said.
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JRLeft
(7,010 posts)Goalie49009
(748 posts)Theyletmeeatcake2
(348 posts)Are these GOP fuckwits stupid or just totally psychopaths hellbent on pushing their corporate agendas....I don't like saying this but may a pox fall on their houses as they're out the front saluting their corporate masters...a comment like that in most countries would result in that politician getting the boot...super dumb or super mean...I'm now speechless
lastlib
(23,155 posts)Answer: YES.
Some ARE stupid, but some are just total psychopaths. Boehner, Cruz, McConnell, Stockman, Gohmert, et al. are the latter.
Downwinder
(12,869 posts)More repuke hurry up and die. When are they going to issue euthanasia pills?
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