"Bill is s (bleeping) Jackass"

[1monster]

http://ceedubb.com/2013/10/bill-is-a-fucking-jackass/

So, Imagine that the company you work for held a poll, and asked everyone if they thought it would be a good idea to put a soda machine in the break room. The poll came back, and the majority of your colleagues said “Yes”, indicating that they would like a soda machine. Some said no, but the majority said yes. So, a week later, there’s a soda machine.

Now imagine that Bill in accounting voted against the soda machine. He has a strong hatred for caffeinated soft drinks, thinks they are bad you you, whatever. He campaigns throughout the office to get the machine removed. Well, management decides “OK, we’ll ask again” and again, the majority of people say “Yes, lets keep the soda machine.”

Bill continues to campaign, and management continues to ask the employees, and every time, the answer is in favor of the soda machine. This happens, lets say… 35 times. Eventually, Bill says “OK, I’M NOT PROCESSING PAYROLL ANYMORE UNTIL THE SODA MACHINE IS REMOVED”, so nobody will get paid unless management removes the machine.

What should we do???

continued at the link: http://ceedubb.com/2013/10/bill-is-a-fucking-jackass/

[Cirque du So-What]

1. And after Upper Management kicks Bill's ass to the curb...

Bill can sign up for the ACA - perhaps even get Medicaid, depending on which state he lives - same as the TP repugs who will lose their jobs after the elections in '14.

[Agnosticsherbet]

2. Management would fire his ass. n/t

Government isn't a business.

[GeorgeGist]

3. ACA is not a phucking soda machine.

[1monster]

4. Woosh!

[99Forever]

5. How 'bout this?

http://www.miramax.com/movie/kill-bill-volume-i

[Ikonoklast]

6. Bill gets a little 'talking to' in the parking lot by a few concerned employees.

Bill then comes to understand that he controls exactly *nothing*.

[RagAss]

7. "Kill Bill"