I think Ted Cruz has been embalmed.

[MannyGoldstein]

And really, really hates meth. Really. Wouldn't touch the stuff



(I hope there is an afterlife, and that Hunter S. Thompson is enjoying our show.)

[grantcart]

1. I think its a software problem.

[kentauros]

2. Is the wax museum missing someone?

Call Vincent Price!

[dchill]

3. Ted Cruz was born embalmed...

He comes from a long line of the embalmed. I'm pretty sure that's a factoid - with much truthiness included.

I personally love what he's done for the Democratic Party.

[blkmusclmachine]

4. Cruz Could Force Default All By Himself:

http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2013-10-14/ted-cruz-could-force-a-debt-default-all-by-himself

[Submariner]

5. I hope there is an afterlife, and that Hunter S. Thompson is enjoying our show

I'm sure he would.

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

6. Funny you mentioned embalming...

[C_U_L8R]

7. He stole Nathan Lane's voice box.

Or rather, Nathan Lane could do a killer Cruz on SNL

[pinboy3niner]

8. And Pee-wee Herman's expression

[Jamastiene]

9. That creepy looking guy even looks like a psychopath.

That entire teabagger bunch gives me the creeps.