I don't always talk to Sarah Palin Fans, but when I do...

[1monster]

[8 track mind]

1. LOL! n/t

[ReRe]

2. Hey...

... I just don't talk to them. I just don't get into pointless conversations with wingers. We have absolutely nothing in common. Unless, of course, I'm at a beloved family member's wake or some other family situation where I have to be present.

[dchill]

3. but when I do...

I prefer that I've already had a Dos Equis.

[Shampoobra]

4. That's actually a really good idea

I tried to talk to one once, and he couldn't understand why it mattered that Palin refused to answer the question, "What do you read" (referring to the time Katie Couric asked Palin the question).

I said, "Because it's such a god damned easy question. I want leaders who can at least answer the easy questions. 'Nothing' would have been an answer. But Palin couldn't come up with one."

I knew I was getting nowhere when he screamed, "Katie Couric is a piece of shit!"

I shouted, "Of course she is" (but not because I actually think that), "that's why Palin should have answered the question! It's such an easy question!"

[awoke_in_2003]

5. marking for later...

damn firewall.

[lastlib]

6. When I talk to Sarah Palin fans.....

I just string random words together, whether they make sense or not, and they understand perfectly!