"They're coming for your Bibles!" Come CAPTION Bryan Fischer of the Amer. Family Assoc.!!!

[skip fox]

Bryan ("Flying off the handle for over five decades!&quot Fischer is saying, "And at Fort Hood the United States Army is right now training to slaughter Christians! . . . I've seen plans they've drawn up to surround the Omni Hotel at our Values Voter Summit next year in D.C. with tanks and automatic rifles and night vision goggles so they can pick us off one-by-one and make sure we're all dead before they level the hotel. . . It's nearly a done deal! . . . So please support our cause by sending a check for as much as you can afford to the number on your screen. . . . Remember, it's not just a matter of life or death. It's a matter of God or Satan!"


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The above CAPTION based (somewhat closely) on the following DU story:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1017155957

[gopiscrap]

1. bunch of paranoid crazy fucks

and this was probably reported heavily by FOX!

[skip fox]

3. CAPTIONs at DU have traditionally beeen creative, as here. But Fischer

actually did say quite a bit of the above in the OP.

[JimboBillyBubbaBob]

2. Ahhhhhhhh, the 1st Amendment,

One must love the infinite variety of ways it is practiced. Just goes to show, competition is fierce.

[ewagner]

4. He must have a mortgage payment due...n/t

[Archae]

5. Bump ba-bump ba-bump ba-bump...

"Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged..."