Zombie-eyed woman dressed as pig in bathing suit busted for DUI

[trumad]

Chuckled at the red eye observation.



A 26-year-old Orlando woman wearing "zombie" contact lenses and dressed as a "pig in a nude color bathing suit" for Halloween was charged with driving under the influence last week, an arrest report released today shows.

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The deputy noted "several indicators that lead me to believe that Gagnier was impaired,'' including an alcohol odor, red eyes, slurred speech and an "admittance to drinking," the report said.

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"Gagnier was wearing zombie contacts," the report said.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/os-zombie-woman-pig-costume-dui-arrest-20131105,0,3551289.story

[In_The_Wind]

1. Another brilliant bust in Florida.

[LiberalEsto]

2. Florida. I knew it!

Not a week goes by without some manifestation of deep-seated insanity.

[NuclearDem]

3. WTF, is that a Mad Libs sentence?

[steve2470]

4. gonna be hard to explain that to future employers lol nt

[Bonobo]

5. Again!? nt

[Initech]

6. So does the zombie apocalypse start in Orlando?

Because there's a lot of evidence that seems to say so!

[rudolph the red]

7. That's a headline you don't see very often

[pinboy3niner]

8. Not outside of Florida, anyway

Welcome to DU, rudolph the red!

[nomorenomore08]

9. "Admittance to drinking"? Well yeah, she certainly admitted herself to drinking... a lot of it...