The Demolition Derby of consciousness. . . . Please come CAPTION Glenn Beck!!!!

[skip fox]

Glenn (with a potato in his head almost the size of a human brain) Beck is saying: "Bill de Blasio is nothing less than a Stalin bent on destroying New York City and everything it stands for. . . . In my vision, I saw into the future when mutant hoards roam up down the great avenues of Manhattan seeking victims not as addled crazed as themselves. . . . I saw the bones of old women and young children with the marrow sucked out littering the streets. . . . I saw Satanic minions pulling themselves up through the asphalt of roads, their eyes on fire and booming thunder coming from their mouths, twisted open in Hellish agony. . . . I know it's hard to believe, but these things are coming to pass. . . . You can take my word for it!"

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The above CAPTION is an exaggeration (not all that great, believe it or not) of what he actually said as covered by The Atlantic Wire:

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2013/11/glenn-beck-prophet-knows-bill-de-blasio-will-destroy-new-york/71338/

[dembotoz]

1. and then the burning bush sayeth on to me--buy gold from one of my sponsors

[giftedgirl77]

2. Oh nooooooooo!!!!!!

I forgot to take my meds again.... In other news Alex Jones says thew Feds are going to force all women to digital vaginal & anal exams.

Can I get a please?

[Boom Sound 416]

3. I bought ten cans of John Boener's tanning cream

[skip fox]

4. "My Dad used to call me Motor-mouth and Shit-for-Brians.

He never seemed to make up his mind."

[Rex]

5. I'm Peter Pan! Watch me fly Wendy!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[spanone]

6. 'i woke up this morning with my hands like this and four chins'

[skip fox]

7. "I was unstable once, believe it or not."

[dionysus]

8. his blood pressure might be a tad too high... unless he's going for the boehner look...