Read this Anonymous, because you are not as anonymous as you need to become

[Jeffersons Ghost]

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While many people have stolen the name at various conspiracy theory websites, when the original Jeffersons Ghost began posting at Democratic Underground, I wrote along side writers who either inspired or formed the founders of Anonymous. Can you read] between the lines[not only the NSA but the Chinese and crime syndicates are using you to advance their goals]? After cartoons of Neil [Andrews, of Mountain Brook, Alabama]Lisst vanished from this website, I repeatedly asked what happened to his anti-Bush cartoons. When the real NSA - not some online NSA impersonator - began attacking my writings, which team backed the agency off my computer, although the Commander in Chief, George W. Bush Jr. repeatedly ordered them to destroy my readership, which they apparently did.[while other elements of the diverse agency protected me along with other DoD agencies, with unbelievable support from DHS satellite teams. Can the Secret Service listen as groups continue using WHISPEERS and talking LEAVES to incite the assignation of the president? The NSA online responded to our threat and will be rewarded for their support in a special document, because they did not allow this post to be buried so no E.M. or Golden Dragon group will attack or impair them. Now Anonymous must find my computer, read a special document, and join a higher calling!]

[MattBaggins]

1. what?

[rug]

3. I feel like I've walked in on an argument but only one person is here.

[Dash87]

8. Who doesn't love a good shouting match at themselves?

Even if you lose the argument, you still win it.

Also, bacon

[Jeffersons Ghost]

10. For some people and groups it's a "no win proposition

Famed hacker Barnaby Jack dies a week before hacking convention
(Reuters) - Barnaby Jack, a celebrated computer hacker who forced bank ATMs to spit out cash and sparked safety improvements in medical devices, died in San Francisco, a week before he was due to make a high-profile presentation at a hacking conference.

Jack had planned to demonstrate his techniques to hack into pacemakers and implanted defibrillators at the Black Hat hackers’ convention in Las Vegas next Thursday. He told Reuters last week that he could kill a man from 30 feet away by attacking an implanted heart device. http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/07/26/us-hacker-death-idUSBRE96P0K120130726

Dick Cheney Feared Assassination Via Medical Device Hacking: 'I Was Aware of the Danger'
Former Vice President Dick Cheney came clean in an interview to CBS' "60 Minutes," revealing that when he had a device implanted to regulate his heartbeat in 2007, he had his doctors disable its wireless capabilities to prevent against a possible assassination attempt.

Cheney said that at the time, he was concerned about reports that hackers could break into the devices and kill their owners. http://abcnews.go.com/US/vice-president-dick-cheney-feared-pacemaker-hacking/story?id=20621434

[Jeffersons Ghost]

9. What happens if I disable my firewall and other intrusion prevention devices on my computer?

Who will come to copy an unusual document?

[MineralMan]

13. Just about anyone who wanted to.

But why would they want to? What unusual document?

I have many unusual documents on my PC. I can't think who might be interested in them, though.

You're being quite incomprehensible in this thread, you know.

[Glassunion]

19. Speaking of unusual documents. My wife freaked out for about 2 seconds when she looked at a document

On my laptop.

It was titled "BreakTheGirl".

Upon opening it she started to laugh so hard.

Just some lyrics to a Chili Peppers song.

[MineralMan]

23. LOL!

[Decaffeinated]

2. Bacon unicorn staircase to you too!

[Jeffersons Ghost]

14. I like Marconi In 6 colors. Most Often Spiral Styles Applies Diet Inducing Supplements Appropriatly

Bacon is a health threat

[TeamPooka]

17. Mossad Isa

[renie408]

26. Thanks for my first ACTUAL LOL of the day!!

[arely staircase]

30. bacon unicorn is my second cousin nt

[VanillaRhapsody]

4. and the horse you rode in on too!

[LeftyMom]

5. mainly because half the people I was with believed it until I explained the situation to them

[csziggy]

18. ^^this^^

[Iggo]

35. Perfect.

[XemaSab]

6. National and international?

All three?

[Jeffersons Ghost]

7. All three and [more, more, more]

[does the NSA really want "more" from the real E.M?]

[dionysus]

11. cool story bro.

[aikoaiko]

12. Whatchya talking about?

The OP:
Read this Anonymous, because you are not as anonymous as you need to become

Last edited Sat Nov 9, 2013, 11:40 AM USA/ET - Edit history (1)

While many people have stolen the name at various conspiracy theory websites, when the original Jeffersons Ghost began posting at Democratic Underground, I wrote along side writers who either inspired or formed the founders of Anonymous. Can you read] between the lines? After cartoons of Neil Lisst vanished from this website, I repeatedly asked what happened to his anti-Bush cartoons. When the real NSA - not some online NSA impersonator - began attacking my writings, which team backed the agency off my computer, although the Commander in Chief, George W. Bush Jr. repeatedly ordered them to destroy my readership, which they apparently did.
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[Voice for Peace]

27. "read between the lines" is a hint. Then, take the first letter of the first word in each sentence

and add them together, divide it by the number of words, and add
A, N, and M.

[MicaelS]

15. Are you also due beer, traveling money and

Many interesting experiences?

[elehhhhna]

37. snap

I was just going to post that lololo

[rug]

16. This thread will end up in a museum and involve community service.

[NuclearDem]

20. Gee, I wonder what this thread will be abou--

[Vashta Nerada]

21. What did I just read?

[DevonRex]

22. I sent you beer and travel money last month for your birthday.

Even tho half the people didn't understand it until I explained it to them. Geez. ETA original version of the post:

Original version with no edits.
0. Read this Anonymous, because you are not as anonymous as you need to become
While many people have stolen the name at various conspiracy theory websites, when the original Jeffersons Ghost began posting at Democratic Underground, I wrote along side writers who either inspired or formed the founders of Anonymous. Can you read] between the lines? After cartoons of Neil Lisst vanished from this website, I repeatedly asked what happened to his anti-Bush cartoons. When the real NSA - not some online NSA impersonator - began attacking my writings, which team backed the agency off my computer, although the Commander in Chief, George W. Bush Jr. repeatedly ordered them to destroy my readership, which they apparently did.

[loli phabay]

25. i think this is classic frontier gibberish that made america great

[DevonRex]

32. To go where no man has gone before and have fun doing it?

I sort of took the beer and travel money thing as a road trip thing. Star Trek is a road trip thing. So is blazing Saddles.

Yeah I see this using the current stories in the same way. You're right.

[aptal]

24. Purple People EaterS~!

[Gore1FL]

28. The NSA destroyed your readership?

I think they might have attacked again. They have made your original post incoherent.

Seriously, could you perhaps reword what you are telling us so that I may better understand what you mean to convey?

[arely staircase]

29. i know, right?

k&r

[renie408]

31. I am really not trying to pile on here....

I feel like you are trying to say something here, but seriously...WHAT??

This is too obscure and bizarre. Unless that is the point, then kudos. Remarkable success.

[JimDandy]

33. You may have had a stroke.

Garbled writing can be a symptom.

If not, well I had a good laugh from all the thread responses!

[Nine]

34. I keep checking this thread hoping someone has made some sense of it.

It would be interesting to have someone try to diagram that last sentence of the OP.

[Iggo]

36. Train Rec.